Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Come to my quietness
I shall cover you with it, like
a white sheet that has blown all day in
the sun, like a mountain lake
filled with spring, it shall slip over you..."
-Diane di Prima
Raised in four continents. The Marines brought me to California,
and naïve ambition brought me to the Bay. Isn't this place funny?
It's like the Amazon.com of human beings. This is my product
description. Did I do a good job? There used to be an 'awards'
feature that let people post reviews of each other, but people just
spammed out sycophancy to garner favor, and it was removed. Now we
assign worth with lttle yellow stars. This whole experience is kind
of a beautiful social commentary if you let it be. Most things are
beautiful if you let them be.
I like being kind, especially when it's hard. I think it's more
important than being smart or interesting. If you are all three
then you should message me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vonnegut, Palahniuk, and Bukowski, of course! Just kidding.
, Modest Mouse
, Joanna Newsom
, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Fountain,
Star Wars (IV-VI), and yes, I like books too. They smell good.
Lately I've been alternating between Star Wars novels and books
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is fantastic. I love arbitrary hypothetical
questions. Let me ask you this: What if we were all made of cheese?
A: Then we would never be able to do without Culture.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
fuck, it's all magic
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are a cat who has learned to use the internet. If you're a
solitary creature yet also need a healthy amount of attention and
support. If you're a cellist or a harpist. If you want a big
Be playful. See the humor and absurdity of everyday things. Know
that silence isn't awkward and that awkwardness is fun. Know that
communication and listening make a relationship, and be willing to
talk through problems - even when it's hard. Especially when it's
I have collected a lot of experiences and I am ready for someone
simple and steady now, whom I can cook for and be sweet to and
maybe handcuff to the radiator sometimes, and love and fuck like
they are all that matters.
Occasionally I’ll meet someone and touching them feels like
electricity and when they step away it feels like an ethereal
rubber band has just become more taut, and we are pulled together,
and they look into my eyes and look at me and they are helpless,
because they see something there that frightens and excites them.
That is what I want.
If you're different from the rest.
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