as you can tell by the version number i change my profile sort of frequently.
so i have to mention that i have no motivation to attempt to impress a mass of people who are unimpressible. with that said here's what a perfect date night would consist of:
i pick you up in my Jetta. You get in. There's candles in the car. You go, "isn't that dangerous?", and i go, "yes...but i like danger".
we go to your favorite restaurant and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car's on fire.
You go, "Jeff, you car's one fire! aren't you upset?!" i pull put my bag of marshmallows and i go, "no, i knew this was gonna happen."
and then i kiss you. in front of my burning car.*
Though, i dont have washboard abs (but can strap a washboard to my stomach if you'd like). I'm not tall (a pair of those SODAS from the 90s can fix that). and im a pretty big dork.
i love to play music. which now that i think about it i miss my boys back home.
im a southern boy, southern California boy that is.
i dont take much of anything seriously. except bow ties, which i have an ever growing collection. but paradoxically, im very serious. which has led me to the conclusion that i am just a paradox in whole.