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29 M Fairfax, VA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 24
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and very serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my self-summary v. 2.1

as you can tell by the version number i change my profile sort of frequently.

Im not serious, seriously

FYI, here's what a perfect date night would consist of:

i pick you up in my car. You get in. There's candles in the car. You go, "isn't that dangerous?", and i go, "yes...but i like danger".

we go to your favorite restaurant and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car's on fire.

You go, "Jeff, your car's one fire! aren't you upset?!" i pull out my bag of marshmallows and i go, "no, i knew this was gonna happen."

and then i kiss you. in front of my burning car.*

Though, i dont have washboard abs (but can strap a washboard to my stomach if you'd like). I'm not tall (a pair of those SODAS from the 90s can fix that). and im a pretty big dork.

I play music. with a group of guys who plays music.

im a southern boy, southern California boy that is.

i dont take much of anything seriously. except bow ties, which i have an ever growing collection. but paradoxically, im very serious. which has led me to the conclusion that i am just a paradox in whole.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
constantly coming up with better versions of myself to display to you, the dating mass, to completely over look since you are more than likely judging whether you would be into me based off my photos...happy looking
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Connect Four, tying my shoes, making you uncomfortable and performing the Wingardium Leviosa charm. and that's Levi-OH-sa not Leviosaaa...
The first things people usually notice about me
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beard and/or tattoos and/or my eyes and/or that im a guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books = a lot of good non-fiction and fiction

movies= a lot of horror, comedy, action

music= if it can give me goosebumps then im all for it

food= Mexican and Indian and sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
human interaction
my bike

this list will change without notice based on moods, time of year and hunger.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to eat next
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wishing it was Monday because who doesn't love Monday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im secretly a man...

and im afraid of piercings (receiving them that is)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you want to laugh. either at me or with me