Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am another human being enjoying my time on this planet. I love
making art and music and just being creative in general. Ask me
Random list: Getting happy hour, basking in the sun, watching
X-files, reading a good book in silence, Baby Kettens Keraoke!,
hiking into the unknown, picking leaves off of trees and throwing
them at friends, staying out way too late playing pinball, watching
meteor showers, exploring, chatting up strangers and learning about
people, watching Big Trouble in Little China too many times,
wishing I was Jack Burton, wishing Jack Burton was a real person,
making dumb faces, making bad 4-track songs on cassette for
people's birthdays, walking through goodwill and finding ridiculous
old products, cooking the shit out of some food, watching Blazer
I could continue for infinity. There are a billion other things
that I will probably eventually love during the course of my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being rad. I work as a server at a really awesome bar and spend my
free time making art and music. Life is magical.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The douchebag answer here would be: "Sweet guitar riffs". While
that may be true, I will refrain from telling the reader such.
Pretend that whole statement is crossed out with a giant red
I am good at a lot of things! I am a goofball and can make a joke
out of anything. I dare you to challenge that! I can also be super
thoughtful, caring and subtle. There is a time and place for all. I
am the cuddling champion and the rock skipping champion of 2009 and
2010. The 2011 tournament hasn't occurred yet, but I plan on a
3-peat. Put that in the books.
ps. In the opening "douchebag" salvo, try reading it with Keanu
Reeves' voice from Point Break. Makes it waaaaay better.
pss. I am re-reading all of this for the first time since hastily
writing it all a few months back. No one knows what to write in
these boxes. We all know that. I just re-read this section and hate
it. But, I am going to leave it because it is silly. It is fun
wordplay, but just kind of dumb. But you know what? Fuck it. In
spontaneity, I can be fun, and silly, and maybe a little bit dumb.
Oh well! I would still rather be spontaneous with something like
this than be cold and calculated and planned. Let's bring "Silly"
back. It is needed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the fact that I am pretty damned skinny. Also, I have sad
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite bands: Beach Boys, My Bloody Valentine, The Kinks,
Slowdive, Donovan, Animal Collective, Jesus and Mary Chain,
Spiritualized. I feel like this is a good abbreviated list. I could
bore you for days with more. Let's keep it concise
Favorite authors: J.D. Salinger, Jack Kerouac, Vladimir Nabokov,
Thomas Wolfe, Albert Camus, John-Paul Sartre, Henry Miller, Charles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art, and how different people can and will respond to the exact
same stimulus. Dreams I have had and how I can use those in my
waking life. Girls (yeah, not going to lie. I like you, girls.).
Currently thinking about the upcoming fall mushroom season. I have
plans to go get chantrelles, Oregon White Truffles, King Boletes,
various Agaricus species, and Birch Boletes (which are found in the
fall right in our very own Portland backyards and are super
delicious. Maybe I can teach you how to find them!). Melody.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I feel like these things are the building blocks of fun and lively
real-life conversations. I wouldn't want to cheat now and lose them
in a real tangible and floating moment.
You should message me if
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Message me if you are looking for a fun person to hang out with! I
am not looking for anything specifically. I like meeting people and
seeing what happens from there. Maybe a new friend is made. Maybe
Also, if you are like me and are kind of looking for someone to
cuddle with a bit. I'll admit it. Kind of want a cuddle partner.
Who are you looking for?
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