No one ever really reads these!!! So tell you what, ill run down
the "need to knows"
1. Im SINGLE!
2. I dont have any kids!
3. I am mobile (i have a car... Does it really matter what kind? just know if you break down and need a ride to work, I can get you there!)
4. I live in MY HOUSE by MYSELF!!!
5. Well if I have a house and a car... That obviously means I have to pay bills (mortgage, power, water, gas, car ins., directv, phone bill, gas for the car, im single so dating is expensive) So that should tell you that im employeed!!!
6. I dont sell drugs!
7. I AM NOT GAY! (some pple didnt get this joke... So ill break it down... No im not a catfish, no its not to good to be true, and nooo im not gay)
So now that that's out of the way... Hopefully ive given you enough, without crippling your ability to hold a conversation. I mean I dont understand why women get on here and want a guy to converse with them through txt... when they put everything on their profile and get mad when you ask them a question thats on it! (duh! I saw it retard but this is how you generate conversation!!! Arrghhhh!!! that's probably why a lot of you online date anyways because when you meet someone in public you just don't go up to them and already know all of their info... Hmmm thats a good app. Lol. No ding dong! You start off with hello ma'am or hello beautiful... My name is.... And I was wondering if you're single... If so (seeing as some of you "are seeing sone now" and still on OKC...) I was hoping that there would be a possibility for us to get to know one another? Chivalry is DEAD... YEA because you MAN-EATERS KEEP KILLING IT!!) I digress... For now ;-)
1. Im SINGLE!
2. I dont have any kids!
3. I am mobile (i have a car... Does it really matter what kind? just know if you break down and need a ride to work, I can get you there!)
4. I live in MY HOUSE by MYSELF!!!
5. Well if I have a house and a car... That obviously means I have to pay bills (mortgage, power, water, gas, car ins., directv, phone bill, gas for the car, im single so dating is expensive) So that should tell you that im employeed!!!
6. I dont sell drugs!
7. I AM NOT GAY! (some pple didnt get this joke... So ill break it down... No im not a catfish, no its not to good to be true, and nooo im not gay)
So now that that's out of the way... Hopefully ive given you enough, without crippling your ability to hold a conversation. I mean I dont understand why women get on here and want a guy to converse with them through txt... when they put everything on their profile and get mad when you ask them a question thats on it! (duh! I saw it retard but this is how you generate conversation!!! Arrghhhh!!! that's probably why a lot of you online date anyways because when you meet someone in public you just don't go up to them and already know all of their info... Hmmm thats a good app. Lol. No ding dong! You start off with hello ma'am or hello beautiful... My name is.... And I was wondering if you're single... If so (seeing as some of you "are seeing sone now" and still on OKC...) I was hoping that there would be a possibility for us to get to know one another? Chivalry is DEAD... YEA because you MAN-EATERS KEEP KILLING IT!!) I digress... For now ;-)
