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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Has kid(s) and might want more
Has cats
My self-summary
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I’m 31 years old. I am the proud owner of a 2010 Toyota Yaris. My hobbies include biking, home projects, and general badassery. I have a five year old daughter, a chicken, and a cat named Bigfoot. My cat has seven claws on her paws. Your cat probably doesn't, but that's OK. I love spending time outdoors even if it only in my back yard. I joke around a lot which sometime gets me into trouble. I love beer especially micro brew IPA's. I take one long road trip every summer. This year it was SC which was awesome.

Update 11-22-13:
I am sad to say my last chicken has been killed by possums (I live in a rough neighborhood). Services will be this Sunday at noon. A chicken diner will be provided shortly after.

Update 3-17-14:
After 2 months of not smoking a single cigarette I feel I deserve to change my status to non-smoker. Take that big tobacco! I'm not a smoke snob though. I don't complain when my friends smoke around me... I just quietly judge them.

Update 9-8-14:
I gained 23 lbs since my last update from not smoking, drinking too much beer and binge eating. I just got back from vacation on the Oregon coast which was sweet! Summer has been fun.
What I’m doing with my life
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Collecting all four Starwars cups.
I’m really good at
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chicken wrangling, pillow fighting, blanket fort building, frozen pizza making, ruining the moment, entertaining myself
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a terrible case of RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome). My leg flaps around wildly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Does the chinese take out menu count?

Movie: Black Snake Moan, Snakes on a Plane, etc. (I only watch snake themed movies staring Samuel L. Jackson.)

TV: Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Simpsons, My Little Pony, Sponge Bob.

Music: CCR, Jimmi Hendrix, Grateful Dead, Phish, Doors, Zeplin, and so on in that order

All food is good. Anything with lots of cheese. BBQ is my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Friends, Job, House, Car, Fountain Pop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I get rich quick?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing that old timey game where you push a hoop with a stick. Taking shirtless pictures of myself flexing in the mirror. Drinking and laughing my ass off with friends somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have five testicles.
You should message me if
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If you wear Adidas track suits and large gold chains at least six days a week.