Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m 31 years old. I am the proud owner of a 2010 Toyota Yaris. My
hobbies include biking, home projects, and general badassery. I
have a five year old daughter, a chicken, and a cat named Bigfoot.
My cat has seven claws on her paws. Your cat probably doesn't, but
that's OK. I love spending time outdoors even if it only in my back
yard. I joke around a lot which sometime gets me into trouble. I
love beer especially micro brew IPA's. I take one long road trip
every summer. This year it was SC which was awesome.
I am sad to say my last chicken has been killed by possums (I live
in a rough neighborhood). Services will be this Sunday at noon. A
chicken diner will be provided shortly after.
After 2 months of not smoking a single cigarette I feel I deserve
to change my status to non-smoker. Take that big tobacco! I'm not a
smoke snob though. I don't complain when my friends smoke around
me... I just quietly judge them.
I gained 23 lbs since my last update from not smoking, drinking too
much beer and binge eating. I just got back from vacation on the
Oregon coast which was sweet! Summer has been fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Collecting all four Starwars cups.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
chicken wrangling, pillow fighting, blanket fort building, frozen
pizza making, ruining the moment, entertaining myself
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a terrible case of RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome). My leg flaps
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Does the chinese take out menu count?
Movie: Black Snake Moan, Snakes on a Plane, etc. (I only watch
snake themed movies staring Samuel L. Jackson.)
TV: Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Simpsons, My Little Pony, Sponge
Music: CCR, Jimmi Hendrix, Grateful Dead, Phish, Doors, Zeplin, and
so on in that order
All food is good. Anything with lots of cheese. BBQ is my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Friends, Job, House, Car, Fountain Pop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I get rich quick?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing that old timey game where you push a hoop with a stick.
Taking shirtless pictures of myself flexing in the mirror. Drinking
and laughing my ass off with friends somewhere.
You should message me if
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If you wear Adidas track suits and large gold chains at least six
days a week.
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