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IanIsHere

31 Mesa, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Esperanto (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there! I'm Ian, a mathematics senior at ASU (most likely going into statistics). I've lived in the valley most of my life. As such, I hope to move someplace not so hot (if I get into grad schools *crosses fingers*) I'm a bit of a nerd/geek (anime, manga, video games, science), but I'm also game for camping, nature walks/hiking, bike riding, seeing good movies, visiting museums and zoos, and seeing live music.

I'm also an ISTP, if that means anything to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a super senior at ASU :D It's funny how life'll hit ya upside the head and make you change your mind about your career path. What is it now? Prooooobably statistics. Probably.

And yeah, I just got that.

This - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TO5atI4rU
This - www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmPR7HboUMQ&feature=feedu

This http://officialwhitegirls.com/post/111492398094
This - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avYBuijHPBI&NR=1
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making sick as hell jokes. It helps pass the long hours with my nose in a textbook. I'm also really good at petting my cat. I can also grill a mean steak. I'll also kick your ass at Smite. No joke.

I guess I'm also good at making people not reply to messages <:S

That, or attracting the attention of people living hundreds of miles away.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice usually gets me noticed. If we meet you'll see. I also wear flip flops during winter when it's raining.

For this profile, you might notice that it's turning into a library of web sites :S Ah well, peruse at your leisure
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oi, where to start... My favorite classic book was The Count of Monte Cristo; favorite fantasy series was The Silmarillion/ The Hobbit/LotR; favorite scifi book series was Dune; favorite manga series is Berserk; favorite animes that's still running is Attack on Titan; favorite tv shows are Nova, Frontline, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Simpsons, SNL, Star Trek: Original, TNG, DS9, Enterprise; favorite movies were Jurassic Park, Clue, anything by Mel Brooks, Princess Bride, Dark Knight, Ame Agaru, Inglorious Basterds, Terminator 1 & 2; favorite music is either J-pop/classical/rock; favorite YouTube channels are Game Grumps, Veritasium, SciShow, SourceFed, Shane Dawson, Grace Helbig, Barraccudda, Incontinentia; and favorite food is Chinese/pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Personal relationships (family, friends)
2) Cats (or other pets)
3) Computer
4) News of some kind (paper, tv, online)
5) Documentaries (Nova, baby!!)
6) Computer

and the Harry Potter pill... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMNDc4Vm4A&feature=feedbul

best. meme. ever. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/moonbase-alpha-aeiou-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the universe, the Big Bang, evolution, whether or not there is a reason to the existence of the universe, sound tax/environmental/international policies, internet memes...

-‎'Hertz did not realize the practical importance of his experiments. He stated that,

"It's of no use whatsoever[...] this is just an experiment that proves Maestro Maxwell was right - we just have these mysterious electromagnetic waves that we cannot see with the naked eye. But they are there." '
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Hertz#cite_note-huji-3

So remember, kids, science doesn't need application, and even if your research did have applications, you may not know it. Keep discovering for discovering's sake!-

This - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QuFnOYcy4E&feature=feedu

This - http://pokeyface.ytmnd.com/

This - http://mfl.ytmnd.com/

This - http://obamahesdead.ytmnd.com/

This - http://osamasdead.ytmnd.com/

This - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk1owD9y1hc&feature=autoplay&list=SP0886D8914D5FA08F&index=4&playnext=2

This - http://thefutureofourworld.ytmnd.com/

This - http://pounding.ytmnd.com/

(wow, this is getting quite long...)

This - http://springvivaldi.ytmnd.com/

This - http://philnoto.tumblr.com/page/17

This - http://databong.ytmnd.com/

This - http://dullboy.ytmnd.com/

This - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5o9ovFygc&feature=related

This - http://deadsite.ytmnd.com/

This - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlvRv3Q5930&playnext=1&videos=DaNYoTM9_bo&feature=grec_index

This - http://aym.ytmnd.com/

This - http://whatistng.ytmnd.com/

This - http://teapartiers.ytmnd.com/

This - http://diemotherfuckertangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu.ytmnd.com/

and this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp-8HysWkxw&feature=iv&src_vid=cW7BvabYnn8&annotation_id=annotation_487963

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/09/science/black-hole-event-horizon-telescope.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0

...and switching my focus over to math. Because we all know this is true:
http://xkcd.com/435/
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I prefer more intimate gatherings than big parties.

I might be a geek. Hm.

I read this guy's articles a lot. http://www.cracked.com/members/John%2BCheese/

I would love to sing the bass part with a group for this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavoxxA-E40

Or sing the bass part for this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WD0WVL-HjE
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If deals on Steam make you weak in the knees...

If this is you -
http://imgur.com/gallery/oPipxqL

If you remember this -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRsbBGoxMEM

you think this is awesome - http://primaxstudio.com/stuff/scale_of_universe/

you think these are cute-
http://www.jacksofscience.com/art/bring-love-to-the-lab-with-a-science-valentine/

you think Akira Yamaoka makes the best ear candy ever.

you almost fainted from a cute attack after watching this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMnpWYaCKB0&NR=1

you nearly died watching this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4KVoEVcr0&feature=topvideos_animals

you like dating shorter white dudes. It's like getting to go on a date with Napoleon, only cooler :D

you like good conversations and potentially want to meet up.

C'mon, you know you want to :D

So, to make my profile have 1000 words, here is the text from the wikipedia article on archaea (single celled organisms).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaea
The Archaea (/ɑrˈkiːə/ ( listen) ar-KEE-ə) are a group of single-celled microorganisms. A single individual or species from this domain is called an archaeon (sometimes spelled "archeon"). They have no cell nucleus or any other organelles within their cells. In the past they were viewed as an unusual group of bacteria and named archaebacteria but since the Archaea have an independent evolutionary history and show many differences in their biochemistry from other forms of life, they are now classified as a separate domain in the three-domain system. In this system the three main branches of evolutionary descent are the Archaea, Bacteria and Eukarya. Archaea are further divided into four recognized phyla, but many more phyla may exist. Of these groups the Crenarchaeota and the Euryarchaeota are most intensively studied. Classifying the Archaea is still difficult, since the vast majority have never been studied in the laboratory and have only been detected by analysis of their nucleic acids in samples from the environment. Although archaea have, in the past, been classed with bacteria as prokaryotes (or Kingdom Monera), this classification has been described as outdated, since it fails to distinguish among the three phylogenetically distinct domains of life.[1]

Generally, archaea and bacteria are quite similar in size and shape, although a few archaea have very unusual shapes, such as the flat and square-shaped cells of Haloquadra walsbyi. Despite this visual similarity to bacteria, archaea possess genes and several metabolic pathways that are more closely related to those of eukaryotes: notably the enzymes involved in transcription and translation. Other aspects of archaean biochemistry are unique, such as their reliance on ether lipids in their cell membranes. The archaea exploit a much greater variety of sources of energy than eukaryotes: ranging from familiar organic compounds such as sugars, to using ammonia, metal ions or even hydrogen gas as nutrients. Salt-tolerant archaea (the Halobacteria) use sunlight as a source of energy, and other species of archaea fix carbon; however, unlike plants and cyanobacteria, no species of archaea is known to do both. Archaea reproduce asexually and divide by binary fission, fragmentation, or budding; in contrast to bacteria and eukaryotes, no species of archaea are known that form spores.

Initially, archaea were seen as extremophiles that lived in harsh environments, such as hot springs and salt lakes, but they have since been found in a broad range of habitats, such as soils, oceans, and marshlands. Archaea are particularly numerous in the oceans, and the archaea in plankton may be one of the most abundant groups of organisms on the planet. Archaea are now recognized as a major part of life on Earth and may play an important role in both the carbon cycle and nitrogen cycle. No clear examples of archaeal pathogens or parasites are known, but they are often mutualists or commensals. One example are the methanogenic archaea that inhabit the gut of humans and ruminants, where they are present in vast numbers and aid in the digestion of food. Archaea have some importance in technology, with methanogens used to produce biogas and as part of sewage treatment, and enzymes from extremophile archaea that can resist high temperatures and organic solvents are exploited in biotechnology.