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IanIsntHere

33 Hoxton, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thirty three year old designer working somewhere between theatre and film, often found in an auditorium, or a curiously identical hotel somewhere in the world, or in East London, underneath a railway.

Occasionally overexcited. Often humorous, sometimes intentionally. Independent to the point of contrariness. Slightly addicted to educational YouTube videos. Likes galleries but prefers museums. Doesn't understand you 9-5ers with your 'weekends'. Likes people, especially creative ones that do things and start things and make things.
What I’m doing with my life
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Attempting to find a middle path. Basements, bars and bands got old, but now I've started losing friends to boxed sets, suburban homes, marriage and children. None of those things appeal to me either.

So, I formally request a life full of shows and films and other strange things to see, late night museums and nice meals, good pubs and interesting destinations.

What's that called, and where do I sign up for it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Debating the grey areas. People. Airbrushing. Sarcasm, but in a nice way.

I'm really good at getting up early in the morning and going to the gym, but really bad at knowing what to do while I'm there.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My large and intimidating stature. I am a giant amongst men.

(possible lie)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've read almost no classic literature but lots of history, plays, libretti and terrible sci-fi.

Music mostly involves the more interesting end of 'people playing guitars', occasional classical (which I don't understand) and a total avoidance of dance music.

I spend lots of time at the theatre, usually in the dark, working. When I go for fun, I prefer dance/physical theatre/interesting mixed discipline stuff.

I haven't seen any of the big TV shows - not even Lost or The Wire. Except Game of Thrones. Shut up, it's amazing.

Food is lovely, except for dead animals and mayonnaise, which makes buying sandwiches much harder than it needs to be.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Interweb
Interweb
Interweb
Interweb
Interweb
Green tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Equality, social media, politics, cycling and all the other things that make you angry at the Guardian's interpretation of statistics on a Saturday morning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Drinking and eating somewhere in East London with friends.
- Working in the dark, somewhere in the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I played in a Joss Whedon themed pub quiz. My specialist subject was Firefly. We lost quite spectacularly. It turns out there are people in the world who know ALL THE WORDS to that musical episode of Buffy. Having seen Much Ado once ain't gonna cut it.
You should message me if
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You should message me for practise, because girls don't do enough messaging to start with and because you want to break stupid conventions like that. (This could go horribly wrong 🙈)

You're ok with my use of that monkey emoji.

You're only a little bit insane.

You're an interesting, independent, creative person who actually does things, and some of those things might involve pub quizzes.