Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

IanJSpalding

25 M McKinney, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:43am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
I prefer surrealism over idealism.
I believe in simplicity. Many philosophers make good arguments in its favor.
I believe honesty is very often the best policy.

I come from a big Ohio family but grew up here in Dallas. I'm an entertainment person in the area.

I love thunderstorms. I wrote about gay sex on the first day of my advanced fiction workshop without really meaning to and I think it made everyone kind of uncomfortable.

I tend to get caught up in things and forget where I am, especially when it's conversation.

Right now I'm in a relationship with HKara and it is fabulous. We're interested in entering a poly relationship with a third person, but we're not in any hurry. We're pretty open-ended as to a man or woman, but we're always looking for friends or interesting people.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm auditioning and performing in small shows around Dallas and am in no hurry to leave.

I've taken a break from classes this fall to work full time at one of my day jobs. I perform Bill Nye-style science education workshops for grade school kids and help do the office stuff needed to organize the classes.

Trying not to get strung up by a mob.
I’m really good at
I use periods and semicolons in a world where capitalization is going the way of the dodo. I'm a decent cook.

The tagline on my twitter account sums up my skillset as being really good at public speaking and I stand by it.

I regularly feel an alarming sense of spiritual fulfillment. I am not searching for my place in the world or my soul's purpose since they both seem well defined.

I've written some poetry. I've been told it's good.

I really, really enjoy talking at length about film, television and stage: composition, acting, lighting, cultural significance, trivia, everything that could possibly be interesting about them. I have not measured how good I am at this objectively or anything but I'm putting it here.

Never, ever trusting me.

Being the best person I can be.

Laughing until I cry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm told I look uncannily like a young Claude Debussy.
Although when I had the beard and not much hair I got told by /b/ that I looked like a chubby, unattractive Leonardo DiCaprio.

I drink a lot of water. There are a lot of very simple and important health benefits to staying properly hydrated. I took this from Boy Scouts along with some other habits I'm really happy to have.

I have my dream car and am in the business of washing it a lot for the forseeable future.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The Tao of Pooh. Around the World in 80 Days (I got to play Fogg in a stage show of it! Childhood dream come true.) Gormenghast. Pratchett. Historical nonfiction. Sci-fi pulps, especially 40k and Star Wars. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Watchmen, both the novel and film. Harry Potter, especially the Stephen Fry-narrated audiobooks.

Penny Arcade. Dr. McNinja. XKCD. Curvy. Oglaf. Homestar Runner (even though it seems defunct). Vlog Brothers.

Jesus Christ Superstar. The Pillowman. War Horse. Reefer Madness. Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?. The Producers.

The Total War series. Metal Gear Solid 3. Dawn of War. Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magic Obscura. Little Inferno was surprisingly good, and I say that in the same sense of surprise as when your opiate hasn't been cut as much as you expected. Papers Please. Prison Architect. Der Pokemans. Telltale's The Walking Dead is one of the best storytelling experiences I have been lucky enough to enjoy.

Wilco. Daft Punk. Hanggai. Nujabes (God rest him). Snoop Lion in a lighthearted way. Gorillaz. Frank Zappa. RHCP. The Decemberists. Wu-Tang Clan. I am shamefully getting a soft spot for Kanye West. He's like Usain Bolt in a way, even though he won't stop showboating he still does some amazing stuff. Neil Young. The Beatles. Mahler.

Napoleon Dynamite. Apocalypse Now. Four Lions. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. American Psycho (Patrick Bateman is not a role model). No Country For Old Men. Hero. Curse of the Golden Flower. Anything ripe for a good mocking. Baz Luhrmann. Blade Runner. Alien. Cowboy Bebop & Samurai Champloo. Seven Samurai. Breaking Bad. Downton Abbey. Augenblick Studios. Sealab 2021. Space Ghost. The Daily Show (religiously). South Park. The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Jean de Florette and Manon des Sources.

Vegan cooking. Rich, flavorful IPAs. Vaporized trees. Street art. Go. Ping-pong.

I need someone to rewatch Breaking Bad with. Someone who won't mind me stopping and trying to dissect it every thirty seconds. Someone very patient indeed.
The six things I could never do without
My PC, I built this with my own two hands and you will pry it from them when they're cold and dead.
Lunch. It's the best meal of the day.
Laughter. It's a human necessity.
An audition to go to, a show to be in, something to do creatively. I slide into depression when this isn't the case.
Video games. It is difficult to find a more efficient fun delivery system.
Just getting myself a little something every now and then. A decent meal, replacing something that's needed it, small expenditures to take advantage of my participation in the cash economy and steadily reduce the entropy in my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Small, positive-positive choice dilemmas.

My face and how to make it twist in different awful freakish ways.

How I would play a role that I'm watching

What is the next right action.

New recipes. Cooking is love.

Who is this human being I am speaking to and how can I be very nice to them.
On a typical Friday night I am
I used to have a Friday night but I had it surgically removed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a big softie at heart. I tend to tear up at happy endings when I see movies and plays.

In this same vein I'm also a shameless cat person. My baby boys are my babies, there are two of them.
Their destructive, selfish, capricious habits are good practice for having kids somewhere down the line, I should imagine.

The honest truth is I'm way more open when asked directly about something so most of the privater stuff I've admitted on this site is buried in my answer explanations.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're the yang to my yin.

You are a woman who loves beer. I will conquer the world.

You're okay with a dadaist.

You are intelligent, spiritual and pointless.