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IanJSpalding

26 M McKinney, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:54pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I prefer surrealism over idealism.
I believe in simplicity. Many philosophers make good arguments in its favor.
I believe honesty is very often the best policy.

I come from a big Ohio family but grew up here in Dallas. I'm an entertainment person in the area.

I love thunderstorms. I get uncomfortable when things make sense for too long.

I tend to get caught up in things and forget where I am, especially when it's conversation.

Right now I'm in a relationship with HKara and it is fabulous. We're interested in entering a poly relationship with a third person, but we're not in any hurry. We're pretty open-ended as to a man or woman, but we're always looking for friends or interesting people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm auditioning and performing in small shows around Dallas and am in no hurry to leave. For a day job I perform Bill Nye-style science education workshops for grade schools.

Trying not to get strung up by a mob.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I use periods and semicolons in a world where capitalization is going the way of the dodo. I'm a decent cook.

I have a few decent monologues now.

I regularly feel an alarming sense of spiritual fulfillment. I am not searching for my place in the world or my soul's purpose since they both seem well defined.

I've written some poetry. I've been told it's good.

I really, really enjoy talking at length about film, television and stage: composition, acting, lighting, cultural significance, trivia, everything that could possibly be interesting about them. I have not measured how good I am at this objectively or anything but I'm putting it here.

Never, ever trusting me.

Being the best person I can be.

Laughing until I cry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was once told I'm really laid back. Now I'm told I'm really intense. Both times I was told that I'm very free.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The Tao of Pooh. Around the World in 80 Days (I got to play Fogg in a stage show of it! Childhood dream come true.) Gormenghast. Pratchett. Historical nonfiction. Sci-fi pulps, especially 40k and Star Wars. Here let it be known I'm something of a Star Wars Jew: I believe the new movies happened, but I don't believe they were my Star Wars. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Watchmen, both the novel and film. Harry Potter, especially the Stephen Fry-narrated audiobooks. I've been late to the Game of Thrones party and after comparing books to show I've started trying slog my way through the entirety of ASOIAF while people who watched the show bite their tongues trying to discuss it with me because SPOILARZ. Thank you to them all for being a part of this difficult process.

Penny Arcade. Dr. McNinja. XKCD. Curvy. Oglaf. Homestar Runner (even though it seems defunct). Vlog Brothers.

Jesus Christ Superstar. The Pillowman. War Horse. Reefer Madness. Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?. The Producers.

The Total War series. Metal Gear Solid 3. Dawn of War. Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magic Obscura. Little Inferno was surprisingly good, and I say that in the same sense of surprise as when your opiate hasn't been cut as much as you expected. Papers Please. Prison Architect. Der Pokemans. Telltale's The Walking Dead is one of the best storytelling experiences I have been lucky enough to enjoy.

Wilco. Daft Punk. Hanggai. Nujabes. Snoop Lion. Gorillaz. Frank Zappa. RHCP. The Decemberists. Wu-Tang Clan. Neil Young. Mahler. Kanye. Radiohead. Bastille.

Napoleon Dynamite. Apocalypse Now. Four Lions. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. American Psycho. No Country For Old Men. Hero. Curse of the Golden Flower. Anything ripe for a good mocking. Baz Luhrmann. Blade Runner. Alien. Cowboy Bebop & Samurai Champloo. Seven Samurai. Breaking Bad. Downton Abbey. Augenblick Studios. Sealab 2021. Space Ghost. The Daily Show (religiously). South Park. The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Jean de Florette and Manon des Sources. David Lynch.

Vegan cooking. Rich, flavorful IPAs. Vaporized trees. Street art. Go.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My PC, I built this with my own two hands and you will pry it from them when they're cold and dead.
Lunch. It's the best meal of the day.
Laughter. It's a human necessity.
An audition to go to, a show to be in, something to do creatively. I slide into depression when this isn't the case.
Video games. It is difficult to find a more efficient fun delivery system.
Just getting myself a little something every now and then. A decent meal, replacing something that's needed it, small expenditures to take advantage of my participation in the cash economy and steadily reduce the entropy in my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Small, positive-positive choice dilemmas.

My face and how to make it twist in different awful freakish ways.

How I would play a role that I'm watching

What is the next right action.

New recipes. Cooking is love.

Who is this human being I am speaking to and how can I be very nice to them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I used to have a Friday night but I had it surgically removed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a big softie at heart. I tend to tear up at happy endings when I see movies and plays.

In this same vein I'm also a shameless cat person. My baby boys are my babies, there are two of them.
Their destructive, selfish, capricious habits are good practice for having kids somewhere down the line, I should imagine.

The honest truth is I'm way more open when asked directly about something so most of the privater stuff I've admitted on this site is buried in my answer explanations.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to play word games. We'll try and sound like Holmes and Mycroft before someone fucks up and there's giggling.