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22 San Antonio, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Today – 5:22pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Trying to quit
Not at all
Judaism, but not too serious about it
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My self-summary
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People tell me I look like a young Denzel Washington. I do stand up comedy from time to time and suck at it. I like puns a lot, almost as much as I like Taco Bell. I'm a lot whiter on the inside than I am on the outside. Watch Netflix and eat cereal with me sometime.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Talking, I've been doing it since I was a baby.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd like to say my humor, but it's probably something less attractive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Anything directed by Wes Anderson or Quentin Tarantino. Cheesy horror films, Silver Linings Playbook, Argo, Flight, I'll honestly watch anything though if it's mildly intriguing. I really enjoy movies

Music: Modest Mouse, Maps & Atlases, Alt-J, Elliot Smith, Minus The Bear, Beach Fossils, Portugal. The Man, Tera Melos, The Dodos, Band of Horses, Broken Bells, The Shins, Deerhunter, Clams Casino, Adventure Club, etc.
The six things I could never do without
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Taco Bell
My Record Player
Lazy Days
My Mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, the afterlife, love, morals, society, my fiends, my family, my identity, my dreams, my fears, my successes, my failures, when Olive Garden brings back their unlimited pasta.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm all over the place. Some Fridays I'm relaxing and watching a movie or five, other Fridays I'll explore the town and find myself at something like the toilet seat museum. I just like to let things happen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't keep secrets really, there's not too much privacy in my life.
You should message me if
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You've ever thought about what life would be like if everyone were cats wearing hats...or if world hunger was cured or something.

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