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Ibloom

30 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I like to make people laugh when I can. I try to be thoughtful. I live for the artful diabolical caper.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm passionate about my work. When I'm not doing that, I have a deep interest in a branch of mathematics called formal languages. I like to run and swim. I love my friends and show my love by grilling for them on rooftops or in wilderness.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving directions on the street. Carting equipment through customs. 90's rap karaoke.

Knowing when not to give advice. Picking battles. I mean I wish I was good at those things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd like to think it's my strange suspension of awkwardness/ "slow burn" sense of humor. But the truth is it's probably my fantastic rack. Often I'm thinking "Excuse me ladies, my eyes are up here!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite artists, places, and animals
Artists
Camille Rose Garcia, Pipilotti Rist, Hieronymus Bosch, Max Ernst, Mathieu Briand, Roger Dean...

Places
South Georgia- (not the US state or the former soviet republic) the island is like a music festival for seals, sea lions and penguins with quiet reindeer observing from the hills above.
Wild Appalachian Caves- like crawling into your own soul.
The White Mountains in California- my old stomping grounds.
Stockholm in the Summer- You can have a sunny picnic in the park at 10pm.
The Antarctic Peninsula - because I love running from calving events when sunbathing.

Animals
Border Collie
Ross Seal
Three-toed Sloth
Great Blue Heron
Scottish Terrier
I don't like Penguins. I have my reasons.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vibram Five Fingers
Light meter
Pencil
Paper
Passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why telescopes aren't more important and ways of getting back to Antarctica.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my friends, attempting to steal a sailboat in the night in Red Hook. Then getting into a heated debate about whether it was the right thing to do and who chickened out first.
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safety is not your priority.