vince__clortho
36 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
I like to make people laugh when I can. I try to be thoughtful. I live for the artful diabolical caper.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a cinematographer, I do a mix of dramatic and advertising work. Lately, I'm focused on learning to work underwater.
I’m really good at
90's rap karaoke.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to think it's my strange suspension of awkwardness/ "slow burn" sense of humor. But the truth is it's probably my fantastic rack.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
How about:

Favorite artists, places, and animals
Artists
Camille Rose Garcia, Pipilotti Rist, Hieronymus Bosch, Max Ernst, Mathieu Briand, Roger Dean, John Luther Adams...

Places
South Georgia- (the island, not the US state or the former soviet republic) is like a music festival for seals, sea lions and penguins with quiet reindeer observing from the hills above.
Wild Appalachian Caves- like crawling into your own soul.
The White Mountains in California- my old stomping grounds.
Stockholm in the Summer- You can have a sunny picnic in the park at 10pm.
The Antarctic Peninsula - because I love running from mini tsunamis created by falling ice when I'm tanning on the beach.

Animals
Border Collie
Ross Seal
Three-toed Sloth
Great Blue Heron
Scottish Terrier
Sea Turtle
I don't like Penguins. I have my reasons.
The six things I could never do without
Vibram Five Fingers
Light meter
Pencil
Paper
Passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways of getting to Antarctica. Haskell. wilderness. evolution.
On a typical Friday night I am
With my friends, attempting to steal a sailboat in the night in Red Hook. Then getting into a heated debate about whether it was the right thing to do and who chickened out first.
You should message me if
Setting up a dome tent by moonlight is a skill you have.

You don't smoke cigarettes.

It probably helps if you are somewhat nomadic and like being in the ocean.
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