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Porter_Stout

23 M Anaheim, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I graduated from UCSB in 2012, worked in Santa Barbara after that for about a year, and decided to come back to my hometown of Anaheim for a while. I'd really like to meet people in the area, I've lost touch with my hometown after 5 years away. I was working a lot and I'm finally finding the means to do all kinds of fun new stuff. I feel like a fresh-faced farm boy who just got off the bus in the big city.

My favorite superhero is Plastic Man. That might say a lot about me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently work as an investigative research analyst, and do customer service for a famous rock band on the side. I might tell you who if you want to know.

I'm in Tustin working all week and Anaheim when I'm not working.

This leaves me with very little free time over the week, since I mostly work around 50-60 hours. Thankfully I'm a great compromiser, like Henry Clay, so I'm open to whatever works.

My career goals are to (maybe?) work for the government or film industry in some capacity. I'm open to new ideas though, there's no way to guess what comes next. I majored in political science and history of public policy, so I'd like to do something with that.

I'm trying to get the most out of being young and free. I decided grad school wasn't for me and to try to get work experience & start my career. I don't know where I want to end up yet, but I do know I want to enjoy the ride. I'd really like to travel all over someday, mostly major cities. I'm a huge fan of city life & culture, and seeing the different kinds would be excellent.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wordplay, trivia, random insight. I work hard at the things I want to do well at. I can tell you something funny and cheesy at the drop of a hat. I've also memorized 80% of IMDB. Go ahead, try me!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make a lot of jokes and I talk really fast. I love to make awful puns, and I'm almost always having some new thought pop into my head. That, or my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Good Omens, Harry Potter, Machine of Death, John Dies at the End. I also read a lot of comics, mostly not involving superheroes. I love a good picture story.

Movies: Synecdoche New York, There Will Be Blood, Cabin in the Woods, Transformers, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Wes Anderson movies, Superhero movies, Big Trouble in Little China, Godzilla movies, The Grey, Speed Racer, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Also any & every role Harry Dean Stanton has ever played

Shows: Mad Men, Parks & Rec, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Star Wars: Clone Wars, Twin Peaks, Venture Bros, Arrow, Robot Chicken, New Girl

Music: Mumford & Sons, Anamanaguchi, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Capital Cities, Weird Al, Stepdad, Weezer, fun, Aquabats , Kanye West, Bo Burnham, Gorillaz

Food: Meat, Asian food, Shakes, Coffee, Seafood
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor
My sweet 80s station wagon
Friends in strange places
A semi-consistent schedule
Comfy socks
Perspective
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be successful and what success even means because I always hear something about green grass and other sides. Also, where I should go and what I should do. Also, the funny ways words sound sometimes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually, with my friends. We spend all week doing other things, so it's nice to be able to have fun without any immediate worries. I might watch a movie, as well. That's only if I'm feeling crazy wild, though.

Recently, home having a quiet night. Call it a sabbatical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I saw Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen three different times in three different theaters.

For the Star Wars fans: I own a physical copy of Splinter of the Mind's Eye, but I've never gotten around to reading it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to make a new friend to show the city to. You want to exchange words or tell me an awesome lame joke. Double points for the lame joke.