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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-65
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English, Turkish, Persian, French, Arabic
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(I'm not an A-Lister so "Stars" & "Likes" do nothing for me. Please be a champ and say hello if you "like" me.)

I spend most of my time fending off women who are only interested in my gorgeous looks and athletic body. Ladies, please stop objectifying me - I have a wonderful personality. For example, I'm very humble.

When I'm not busy protecting my manly chastity, I work on my books (one is a spy novel with a female protagonist, the other is based on my Ph.D. dissertation...which is mostly non-fiction), write stuff for media outlets, and try not to get too gloomy about the state of the world.

I also like to make my friends laugh. My accents and impersonations come in handy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Career-wise, moving back and forth between academia and pissing off politicians and their uninformed constituents.

Existence-wise, I'm simply a young star-dust, just like everybody else.

When my plans go awry, I take it out on a heavy bag.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- listening to people
- making them laugh
- cooking
- embarking on new adventures, which frequently involves traveling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
are all my accents, which I use to keep them guessing about where I'm from.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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[Insert tons of work-related non-fiction]

* Joseph Heller, Catch-22 (read it when I was in the Army - made perfect sense)
* Khaled Hosseini, Kite Runner
* James Lyon, Kiss of the Butterfly
* Vivien Shotwell, Vienna Nocturne
(James and Vivien are my friends - I cannot recommend their books enough!)

U2, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, AC/DC, Annie Lennox, Coldplay, Samantha James, movie soundtracks

West Wing, Band of Brothers, The Wire, House of Cards (I'm partial to the BBC version), Coupling UK, Archer!

The Bond and Bourne series, The Godfather trilogy, Notting Hill, Love Actually, The Notebook, Wedding Crashers, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Valkyrie, The Hunt for Red October, Tropic Thunder, Invictus, Gladiator, Layer Cake

A category of its own:
Star Trek - something about the idea that, some day, humankind will become so enlightened that it will enter into a political union with extra-terrestrial species and attempt to discover the mysteries of the universe...

Balkan, Mediterranean, Middle Eastern, Indian, Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- family & friends
- coffee-tea-alcohol
- travelling to places old and new
- books
- movies
- punching bag (no gloves necessary)
- awesomeness
- handsomeness
- modesty
- my math skills
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the state of the world; protecting my manly chastity; how to turn the Ph.D. dissertation into a best-seller; how to turn the novel into a best-seller; how to right other best-sellers after those.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either out with friends or at home watching a movie/Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We're all just passing through here
at the speed of light (Google it!)

One a lighter note, the only school I ever got expelled from was kindergarten because I...threatened to do something to the principal's mother which I did not know how to do at the ripe age of 5.
You should message me if
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