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IceVolcano

35 Alexandria, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 28
Orientation
Straight
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Politics / Government
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Speaks
English, Turkish, Persian, French, Arabic
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm too busy fending off women who are only interested in my gorgeous looks and athletic body. Ladies, please stop objectifying me, because I have a wonderful personality. For example, I'm very humble.

When I'm not busy protecting my manly chastity, I work on turning my Ph.D. dissertation into a book, write stuff for media outlets and my blog, and try not to get too gloomy about the state of the world.

I also like to make my friends laugh. My accents and impersonations come in handy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Transitioning out of academia and moving into a life of talking-heading...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- listening to people
- making them laugh
- cooking
- embarking on new adventures, which frequently involves traveling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
are all my accents, which I use to keep them guessing about where I'm from.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Insert list with endless number of biographies and books about history and politics.

Fiction:
* Joseph Heller, Catch-22 (I read it while I was in the Army - made perfect sense)
* William Shakespeare, Macbeth & Othello
* James Lyon, Kiss of the Butterfly
* Vivien Shotwell, Vienna Nocturne
(James and Vivien are my friends - I cannot recommend their books enough!)
* Tom Clancy novels (Don't judge)

Music:
U2, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, AC/DC, Annie Lennox, Coldplay, Samantha James, movie soundtracks

TV:
West Wing, Band of Brothers, House of Cards (I'm partial to the BBC version), Coupling UK, Archer!

Movies:
The Bond and Bourne series, The Godfather trilogy, Notting Hill, Love Actually, The Notebook, Wedding Crashers, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Day of the Jackal, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Valkyrie, Where Eagles Dare, The Hunt for Red October, Kingdom of Heaven, Tropic Thunder, Invictus, Gladiator, Layer Cake

A category of its own:
Star Trek - something about the idea that, some day, humankind will become so enlightened that it will enter into a political union with extra-terrestrial species and attempt to discover the mysteries of the universe...

Cuisine:
Balkan, Mediterranean, Middle Eastern, Indian, Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- family & friends
- coffee-tea-alcohol
- travelling to places old and new
- books
- movies
- awesomeness
- handsomeness
- modesty
- my math skills
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the state of the world; protecting my manly chastity; how to turn the Ph.D. dissertation into a best-seller
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either out with friends or at home watching a movie/Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We're all just passing through here
at the speed of light (Google it!)
You should message me if
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You're up for some witty and funny banter.