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Dive_bombed

25 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OH MY GOD!!! CORGI!!! CUUUUUUTEEEE!!!! /yourthoughtbubble

Hahayeahsoanyway...
I grew up in Minneapolis, and the brutally fierce winters hold their perils for small children.

I was 6 years old and my coolest uncle decided to take my little little gang out to see the Christmas lights. Gloves would have been nice, but they were forgotten at home. So after stopping to tie my shoe I ran up to catch the group, and mid-run I Charlie-Brown slipped (first back then forward) and smacked my front teeth right out of my mouth.

And that was the day I learned to run with my hands OUTSIDE of my pockets.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I. Don't. Lose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In high school, I always showed up 3 minutes before class, and there was always just one parking spot on the street in between cars. It was a parallel-parking time trial every morning at 7 am.

Malcolm Gladwell says you need 10,000 hours to be an expert at something, and I got every single one.

I'm fucking good at that shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love women. I have all their albums
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
No. What I will do now is list the first 6 things that come to my brain:

Van gogh
Red seedless grapes
Breedlove guitars
Clean bedsheets
Sex
Camping
Update 9/10/2014
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a crush on your mom. Sorrynotsorry
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You bring the jungle juice.

But seriously though:
-You're a woman who consistently holds herself and others to a higher standard
-Pursuant to the above, you kick ass in life and are a little conceited about it.
-*you bring the goddamn jungle juice*