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Dive_bombed

25 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I grew up in Minneapolis, and the cold, brutal winters have their perils for children. When I was 6 years old, my coolest uncle decided to take me and some of my little friends looking at Christmas lights out in the neighborhood. The group left ahead of me so I ran up to catch them. Gloves would have been nice, but I had left them at home, so I stuck my little hands firmly in my pockets and began the sprint. Mid-run, I Charlie-Brown slipped (first back, and then forward) and smacked my front teeth right out of my mouth on the cement sidewalk.

And that was the day I learned to not run with my hands in my pockets.
I’m really good at
In high school, I always showed up 3 minutes before class, and there was always just one parking spot on the street in between cars. It was a parallel-parking time trial every morning at 7 am.

Malcolm Gladwell says you need 10,000 hours to be an expert at something, and that was the year I got 10,000 equivalent hours in parallel parking. I'm fucking good at that shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
What's 6" long and is in my pants? Chapstick.
The six things I could never do without
I can live without six-item "need" lists. What I will do now is list the first 6 things that come to my brain:

Curves and graphs
sonsofbitches
brown paper packages
sex
Khaleesi
giants
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know the soundtrack to Mulan, and it is occasionally the soundtrack to my shower times.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating