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  • Ages 18–34
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My details

Last online
Oct 3
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Somewhat), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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The year was 1984. While the government did not turn into the totalitarian regime imagined by George Orwell it was a year for me to remember or more accurately for me to start remembering. It is pretty hard to remember anything before being born in any event. Since then I have developed into a reasonable facsimile of a human. I spend my days plotting an empire that will span the solar system. If interested in details feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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Scheming, plotting, and saving up for a secret lair. Something like skull crusher mountain would be good. With more wolves. Currently I live with a slew of pets..two dogs, a cat, a parrot, and a snake. It works though, when I'm not around they just play munchkin together.

I also do photography as a hobby. I mostly do nature photography but also have had some friends model for me before.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Science, math, photography, sarcasm, etc. I am also pretty good at magic and reading minds. If you don't believe me I can demonstrate. Just stop thinking about what you are thinking about right now, you really shouldn't think things like that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the third eye that grew out of my forehead after that accident with the....ahh never mind.

Other than that probably how I tower over the tiny mortal fools (or anyone shorter than me, which statistically speaking is most people).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Scify novels or informative books. I have read things based on astrophysics, time travel, code breaking, critical thinking, etc.

For movies I like anything with a decent plot that has decent acting...or comedies.

Not big on the picture box.

Music: anything other than rap or polka

Food: Italian, Mexican, or burgers mostly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People need to learn how to do without anything, never know when something might be gone. Just enjoy what you have while you have it and adapt when it is gone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The limited time spent around is a shame. As quickly as the world advances I find it interesting to see where things will be in another few hundred years. Unless I transplant my brain into a robot it is unlikely I will be around to see but it would be interesting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a tattoo of Deadpool.
You should message me if
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I want to meet someone who is down to Mars.