I'm cynical, but I'm not pessimistic. I'm impatient, but I don't make a scene if I have to wait. I'm selfish, but I can always be counted on. I'm stubborn, but I'm easygoing. I'm lazy, but I'm dedicated. I'm quiet, but I love to laugh loud. I'm a simple guy, but I have big dreams.

Figuring out how things work

I polled my coworkers and the most frequent responses were that they first noticed my smile, and, oddly, that I have a soothing voice...whatever that means

Books: I've been reading nothing but memoirs for the last year. But the funny ones, especially by gay authors. Nothing too heavy

Movies: I will watch any and all vampire movies, no matter how bad. But really, aren't they all bad?
To Wong Foo, The Wedding Video, Death Becomes Her, Legally Blonde, Boy Culture, The Devil Wears Prada, Adam & Steve, The Little Mermaid, The Royal Tenenbaums, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

Television: Right now I'm watching Dexter and Battlestar Galactica. Among my other favorites are Ugly Betty, Lost, The Tudors, Brothers and Sisters, Six Feet Under, True Blood,. and Clueless

Music: I love for a good ballad...I guess it doesn't even have to be good. I'm just a sucker for sappy, sappy love songs

Food: I eat mostly meat, and I don't care for tomatoes or bananas

The future...and what it would be like to have supernatural abilities

I buy all my underwear in matching tank/brief sets

You're intelligent and have a sense of adventure