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45 Kirkland, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 29
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Not at all
Space camp
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ah, well. I moved to Washington and brought the rain with me. Now I'm working for a development studio, writing your video game for you. Also, I have this one interesting story about the time I was a student teacher and took my classes on the most ill-fated trip to the Statue of Liberty in recorded history.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It'll all be worth it when I finally win that Grammy for my hit single "Uncle Elvis Married My Sister."

Also, I think I'd like to meet someone who can hold the safety flag when we use the crosswalks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have won the UK National Lottery so many times I can't count. And I shudder to think what would happen if I entered.

And thus far I have managed to survive despite Kirkland's enthusiastic efforts to kill me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My halo of awesomeness that, in fact, speaks to my awesomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In no particular order: Harry Turtledove; burritos; Warren Zevon; Donald Westlake; Elizabeth Bishop; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, World; Mystery Men; Public Enemy; pizza; Brooklyn 99; Sherlock; and those delightful donuts in the room that seems totally devoted to donut storage.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, hope, friendship, oxygen, that delightful baboon's heart, and laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are no video games where the car drives you.

Also, unicorns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In with the in crowd. Or out of sight, out of mind, man.

Sometimes I am neither here nor there. Once in a while, I will be in the house when the house burned down. (Apologies to Warren Zevon).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was once too star-struck to have a proper conversation with Stan Lee. Even when he was just sitting there and started talking to me.
You should message me if
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You feel like hearing the story of how the seagull ate my burrito.

(That is not a euphemism.)