This happened two minutes ago and I'm writing about it on okcupid.
Hi, my name is Mike, I am 22, and I don't own a fedora. For the past four years have lived in Wilkes Barre, Pa. I should explain the username. I am defining myself by what I am not and that for me is the type of person who would wear a fedora, very apophatic (a big dumb college word for only able to be defined by what one is not), I know. Please don't wear a fedora unless you're in your 70's and wear your pants up to your armpits. In that case, go ahead. You've earned it. My opinion on fedoras: https://vine.co/v/bEMYZ7ig33t
It's sort of been a dogma of the "Nice Guys" https://sites.google.com/site/niceguysofokc/ that being "friendzoned" is some sort of heinous crime committed against men by spiteful misandrist harpies and feminazis, but I actually would like to use okcupid to make friends in the Rehoboth area. I think that's actually a priority over dating at this time in my life. You know, someone to just to chill and drink malt liquor, or something else if you have better taste, on the beach with would be swell.
Is it a dumb move to admit to enjoying malt liquor on a dating site? Maybe, malt liquor has a lot of haters.