Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Good morning, afternoon or evening....
Thank you for stopping by...
I've returned to Colorado after living in the Pacific Northwest for
a while. I moved out West to hang out with my Grandma before the
Big Casino got her (see Urban Dictionary) and work full time in the
publishing field(and get away from the eternal Seattle rain
Ahh.... "self-summary"--not my favorite phrase, people dont live in
boxes unless they have a North Korean zip code.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I work as historical researcher and digital image
editor(Photo Shop Ninja) for an aviation book publishing company.
My dream gig would be to support myself with my own art.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
creativity & conectivity
laughing and making others laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
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An amazing likeness to the actor Tim Curry in the movie Legend.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"Blood Meridian"(McCarthy), Tolkien(of course), Lovecraft, Clive
Barker, "Thugs Among Us" by Bill Buford, "Tigers in the Mud" by
Film: Horror/Action/ Indie. Directors; Luc Besson, Scorsese, Ridley
Scott. Restropo ,The Professional, American Werewolf in London,
Dracula, Apocalypse Now, The Fifth Element, The Warriors, The
Grifters, Alien/Aliens, A Very British Gangster, Goodfellas, Las
Vegas, Menace to Society, Donnie Darko. History of Violence,
Munich, Dangerous Liasons, Road to Perdition....
I have a pretty open mind when it comes to Music-not into
mainstream country. I'm most into Tech-House at the moment. Old
skool hardcore/punk and speed metal are also high on my list.
Favorite song on my MP3 is "Bam Bam" by Sister Nancy and Tenor Saws
"Ring the Alarm"--I run the gamut when it comes to musical Genres
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cowboy boots and hat and big shiny belt buckle
vegetables, paint brushes, a good flick, page turning books, Tattoo
machines, quality runnning shoes, Vivid Dreams, Ringside Boxing
gloves--6 is such a limited number-we should say twenty just for
starters... I hope they don't kick me off the site for going past
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
plotting my escape
"Phreaky monkey boom- boom."
The Hungry Man cube steak TV dinner awaiting for me in my freazer
of my trailer home before I go to the Monster Truck Show tonight
and then go square dancing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
returning to the halfway house before curfew so that I can be on
time for my parole appointment in the morning
Looking for UFO crop circles in Kansas corn fields
feeding Nightshade and Honey to my Acherontia Styx collection and
recharging my night vision goggles
Friday should never be typical unless your in a nursing home or
have severe autism
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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my mom and dad were Lycanthropes once upon a time living in rural
I have a Meth super lab in my basement
Sometimes a prickly thorn tree on the exterior if I havent had my
Caffeine always a magnetic velvet river of gold on the interior-
You should message me if
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you drive a Bentley/Jaguar or own a medieval castle
you want to go for an easy hike on the Sanitas Valley
trail/Chautauqua Park and see if we would make a good Bonnie and
A disclaimer to save you and I some time. Sometimes I get
invitations with women who want to be taken out to dinner on a 1st
date("Wined and Dined") I like a more mellow approach to find out
if we could connect on some level, grabbing some coffee or tea to
go and strolling around and chatting is a more relaxed approach
when meeting someone for the first time :)
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