Um. Hi there. :) My name is Simone (yes, that's really my name. My family is German so my mom wanted a good European name for me.) I am new to this so here goes. I'm a pretty fun person I suppose. I'm laid back and really weird. My friends like to tell me that I'm a guy in a tiny girl's body because of how I act most of the time lol. I have a weird sense of humor and often laugh at very inappropriate times. While I may be kind and empathetic, I also have a great deal of sarcasm which is how I mostly communicate.

I'm a huge fan of learning other languages. I already speak German and French and a little bit of Spanish, but I'm always looking to learn others. :) Also, I'm a bit of a spelling and grammar nazi, and words are very important to me.

Tattoos, piercings, strange hair colors, and any type of crazy body mods, I greatly enjoy both on myself and others. My pain tolerance is higher than most people I know, and this is proven by my scarification wings on my back. I may be small and cute, but so is a honey badger and everyone knows that honey badger don't give a shit. :)

I have a ton of interests, and if you want to know, ask about them.

Currently I'm surviving. I work a night job because I'm a night owl. Ill be getting back into school next semester hopefully. I'm an English Dramatic Arts major which is a fancy term for Theatre. I'd like to someday be a stage actress. One that gets paid anyways.

Acting, sarcasm, storytelling, cleaning up other people's messes, doing crazy makeup.

Either my hair color, eyes, lip piercing, or laugh.

Oh....so many. :) I like Bukowski, Chuck Palahnik, Kurt Vonnegut, Robert Anton Wilson. I dig the Harry Potter series for nostalgiac reasons. Hmm. I like lots of other random fiction novels. Mostly whatever can grab my attention within the first few pages.

I'm a film buff hardcore, and I like dissecting movies. Of course I love Tarentino, Wes Anderson, David lynch, John waters. As for movies, the majority of my favorites are things that most people have never heard of. God, that sounds hipster lol. Um, just ask me if I've seen it, and I probably have. The weirder the movie, the better. :) Oh, and foreign films make my heart flutter, especially French films.

My music taste isn't very refined. I'm really bad at remembering names and titles. However, I don't care about genres and whatnot. I prefer to listen to music that has passion behind it. If I can tell that the musician/band is loving what they're doing and using it to reach other people, then I will more than likely enjoy it. Also, usually once I hear it, I may not remember who it is or what it's called, but I will remember hearing it.

I don't own a tv so I'm not caught up on popular shows, but I do watch some on Netflix once they put them on there. I enjoy The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Workaholics, The Guild, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and some others that I can't think of at the moment lol. I really enjoy BBC shows as well.

Journals, friends, books, red bull, my cats, and sleep. ;)

Why humans can't get along, ways to bring people together, the strange powers of the Universe, if I can make a story about everyday things that happen to me...um and tons of other random things I guess. :)

Working more than likely, and if I'm not too tired after that, probably at the bar with friends hustling the pool table. :)

Is that I will more than likely grow up to be a crazy cat lady. :)

If you're chill and laid back and looking for someone to talk with. Don't message me if you just want booty calls.