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IfNotNow--When

28 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
May 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay), Portuguese (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Quick-run down:
Born and raised in Pittsburgh
Got my undergrad degrees at Pitt
I have degrees in biology, chemistry, history
Was pre-med oriented but after seeing the way people in the medical field acted and how little they cared about their patients I decided I wanted nothing to do with it.
Moved to California with my ex girlfriend for 2 years and then moved back here for graduate school.
Worked at the Pittsburgh Zoo for a year in the conservation education department where I taught classes and got to showcase lots of really cool animals, give behind the scenes tours, etc.
Now I'm working on my PhD

Things about me:
-I used to be an actual professional video game player when I was in high school
-I love the winter
-I am an avid snowboarder, soccer player, swimmer, and triathlete
-I don't get mad and don't do well with people that are perpetually angry
-I enjoy going to the gym
-I have tattoos
-I love kids and animals
-I am a pretty good artist but I rarely show my work
-I love a good IPA
-I can cook decently well (at least I think so).
-I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther (bonus points if you know where this is from)
-I've never had a salad or coffee
-I won a total of 6 (yes 6) baseball trophies as a kid.
-I have no pets because I feel bad about leaving animals alone
-I hate feet. You would assume I've had some sort of traumatic experience with feet like having found a severed foot or something but no I just despise feet so I never wear sandals
-I'm addicted to going to museums and learning as much as I can with the time I'm given on this planet
What I’m doing with my life
In my last year of my PhD program at Pitt.
I’m really good at
Making others laugh.
Trivia competitions.
Quoting movies.
Swimming.
Juggling a soccer ball.
Procrastinating.
Saving money on plane tickets/hotels.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I have a nice smile and "pretty" eyes... le sigh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Game of Thrones series, anything by Shakespeare, Paradise Lost by Milton, Dante Aligheri's The Inferno, anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Darwin's collective works on Natural Selection, 1984, War and Peace, Into the Wild, Life of Pi, Mountains Beyond Mountains, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking, anything by Carl Sagan or Richard Feynman, Moby Dick, Ulysses, The Odyssey, House of Leaves, the Lord of the Rings series, etc.

Movies: Lucky Number Slevin, Smoking Aces, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Seven, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Inception, The Oceans 11 Series, Donnie Darko, American History X, Waking Life, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, V for Vendetta, The Life Aquatic W/ Steve Zissou, Scarface, Saving Private Ryan, Gladiator, Waking Life, Supertroopers, Inception, 500 Days of Summer, The Phantom of the Opera etc

Music: Bob Marley, 311, Chiodos, Arsonists Get All The Girls, Coheed and Cambria, The Mars Volta, Incubus, Skrillex, Deadmau5, Senses Fail, A Day to Remember, Sublime, Hours Eastly, Circa Survive, A7X, Kid Cudi, Finch, Bassnectar, Taking Back Sunday, Say Anything, Muse, God is an Astronaut, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Fall of Troy, Carnifex, The Devil Wears Prada, I Set My Friends on Fire, Silverstein and oh so many more. I have about 85k songs on my computer. Basically if it's not country, I'll give it a whirl.

TV: I usually watch shows on National Geographic, Science (TED talks are the best), Food Channel, Discovery, Animal Planet etc. My favorite shows though are The Office, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny, the Ricky Gervais Show, Game of Thrones, Workaholics, Man vs. Food, etc.

Food: Anything except vegetables. I'll eat some of them, but it is a select few. I love animals to death and I have nothing against vegetarians or vegans, but I need to eat meat. Kudos to you though for your devotion.
The six things I could never do without
Family/friends
Sushi
Comedy/laughing
Nature/animals
Differential air pressure between my lungs and the air around me
Brain activity

Yeah I ran out of things to put down pretty quickly. As it turns out, I can live without most things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The meaning of life, whether or not ghosts exist, what I'm doing with my life, whether or not any of us truly have free will, why the Steelers feel the need to assert themselves as a run-oriented team when clearly their best assets are their passing options, why people think scientists are boring or closed-minded, how many Earth-like planets are out there, whether it is better to be all theory and no action or all action and no theory, etc
On a typical Friday night I am
I'll give you a few options. All are equally likely.

At home relaxing from a long week and watching a movie
At a bar enjoying some good craft beers with friends
Mayyyybe doing karaoke if I am with other fellow people who don't mind looking stupid
At a concert/show somewhere
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In gym class when I was a kid we played crab soccer and I intentionally kicked the classroom bully in the head. I scuttled away and he never found me.

In third grade, I got into trouble because I brought a condom to school. I thought it was a moist towelette.

I am not shy or secretive and will answer just about anything you would care to know.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to ?

In all honesty, if you think we'd get along just send me a message. I've been told I am a pretty nice guy from at least a handful of reputable people :)

PS if we ever do hang out and things are not going well I'll just get up and yell "There's a camera over here, and one over here. I'm an actor, they are all actors and you are on MTV's disaster date." Then I will run away and you'll never have to see me again.

..........I don't think it will come to that but hey, you should always have a plan B.