I'm a misanthropic humanitarian. Think about that one for a second.
I'm a feminist, a literary elitist, an existentialist, and a post-modernist. On another note, this says that I'm a "lesbian," but I consider myself "queer". In regard to gender/sexuality, no label is entirely accurate for me, as I believe that very very VERY few people are 100% homo/heterosexual, but meh... it's the best the website can do. I don't really believe in gender; it's simply a social construct. A person's sex should be as arbitrary as eye color or hair color. Society places WAY too much importance on discourse and labeling. (I also listed myself as 'bisexual' for a minute, but-- though I did talk to some interesting men-- most of the men messaging me on here were those with whom I had absolutely NOTHING in common. So, if you are one of those interesting guys, you can still message me; however, I feel like this might weed out those that aren't going to read my profile.)
Similarly, I understand how ironic it is to label myself as a post-modernist, and to simultaneously list the other things that I am. But, as I feel we shouldn't need such labels and strict definitions, it's the only way to communicate with a society that places such reverence and importance on it all. Eh, what can you do?
There are a lot of things about me that I haven't included. If you're really SO concerned, you can just ask... because I'm tired of putting forth effort on this. :)
On a side note, I have a septum piercing, a labret piercing, an industrial piercing, my ears are stretched to 00g, and I have two tattoos on my back-- "To thine own self be true" in script (because I'm a Shakespeare nerd), and a peace sign. The end.
I am arrogant, independent, and belligerent.