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46 Woodland Hills, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 36–44
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:26am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
People who know me describe me as fiercely loyal, trustworthy, honest, compassionate non-conformist with a twisted sardonic sense of humor (people who crack me up – David Sedaris, Mitch Hedberg, Demetri Martin, Matt & Trey). I'm fascinated by things that are either of an intellectual nature or ridiculously silly (borderline stupid). I'm mostly bored by anything in-between.
Friends always identify me with these three things:
a) New Orleans - my 'home away from home'.
b) Halloween - I go WAY overboard. I'm famous in my neighborhood for it.
c) LA Kings - I love hockey. Gladiators on ice. How could any sport be better than that?
Every once in a while I'll be stuck in traffic on the PCH while the sun is setting over the ocean and all I can think is, "this is the best traffic jam ever".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After an 18 year career in intellectual property law, I had an 'Office Space' moment of clarity and went into self reinvention mode. Doing work that I love now - carpentry during the week, playing music, volunteering with Habitat for Humanity when I have time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-building/creating/fixing things (furniture, movie sets, houses, etc.)
-playing music.
-living in the present.
-seeing all 17 sides to every story, playing devil's advocate and resolving conflict through cognitive process. (i.e. I guess I could have just said 'diplomacy'?)
-but mostly building things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm invisible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: David Sedaris, Charles Bukowski, and Confederacy of Dunces (if you know the book, then you probably already knew I was a fan).

Movies: Anything that involves Rob Reiner and/or Christopher Guest, Tim Burton, Pedro Almodovar, Mel Brooks, Q.T. or the Coen Bros. And of course the Godfather (but that goes without saying, right?) I generally prefer indie and foreign films because they're usually just better, but I'll watch certain blockbusters just to keep up on pop culture. I have 'boycotted' watching the oscars (and any hollywood awards shows) ever since Shawshank Redemption lost to Forrest Gump for best picture. wtf?

Music: VERY ecclectic - though I tend to lean towards bands like Muse, Black Keys, Band of Skulls, Jet... etc. Short list also includes Elliott Smith, Iguanas, G. Love & Special Sauce, My Morning Jacket, Triumph, Kansas, Neko Case, anything Stanton Moore related, Iron Maiden, Drive By Truckers, Hawksley Workman, Calexico, Queensryche, and oh, about 10,000 others. And anything that absolutely lays down the funk (if there is an appropriate place to insert 'good god-y'all', then count me in!) I think Kings of Leon are severely over-rated. Yeah, I said it. I tend to really dislike any homogenous manufactured lowest common denominator top 40 bubblegum garbage. (Although every once in a while a song like that will get it's hooks in me and I'll hate myself for liking it.) And 80's metal will always have a place in my heart.

TV: Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert, Archer, SOA, Metalocolypse, Justified, Dexter, Mythbusters, Wilfred (1st season - great. 2nd season - wtf?), Portlandia, An Idiot Abroad, Natgeo, Discovery, History channel, Breaking Bad, etc...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my musical instruments
my tools
my blender (for smoothies)
my crockpot (for jambalaya)
my family
my friends
(not necessarily in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
condensing my profile here, politics, anthropology, quantum physics, why are we here? ...are we really here? there a solution to the problem of perpetual motion? I supposed to be somewhere else right now? ...I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be in New Orleans right now. ...who was the first person to eat eggs for breakfast - was it some really impatient person who was just in the mood for chicken? do we undo the damage hipsters have done to the word 'irony'? ...if there is a god, and he was a singer, would he sound more like Lyle Lovett or Neil Diamond? [I recently received a nomination for Leonard Cohen - brilliant! and I should probably add Nat King Cole to the ballot too]
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
true. I am. I just couldn't tell you where or what I'm doing...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Journey. 'nuf said. oh, and Styx. Okay, okay - the whole 80's rock thing. Nostalgia is a very powerful thing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you hear tom waits voice in your head when you read bukowski
- you can appreciate a well timed 'that's what she said' joke
- you can explain to me what the 'jumping in the air at the beach' photos are all about... is 'vertical leap' a top rated quality that men are looking for in a partner?
- you like big dogs
- you think going to a hockey game might be fun