I like to live on the fringes of society, picking up the bits and
pieces of our culture that often get left behind and forgotten.
There's a lot of goodness out there, ready to be plucked and
savored by eager minds. But when something worthwhile falls through
the cracks, who is there to catch it, preserve it, and propagate
it? I am.
I am a SubGenius, a Discordian, a Buddhist, a Libertarian, an Eagle Scout.
I am a media fiend, a slacker, a pirate, a geek, a comedian, a
jerk, a dork, and a fool.
I am passionate, apathetic, spiritual, agnostic, valiant, cowardly,
loving, spiteful, humorous, somber, intelligent, foolish,
benevolent, malicious, honest, deceptive, true to myself, and
hypocritical.
I am different, just like everyone else.
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Ethnicity
White, Other,
Undeclared
Height 5' 11" (1.80m).
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes When drinking
Drinks Rarely
Drugs N/A
Religion Buddhism and laughing about it
Sign Cancer and it's fun to think about
Education Graduated from two-year college
Job Computer / Hardware / Software
Income $20,000-$30,000
Kids Likes children, but doesn't want any
Pets Owns cats
Languages English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
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My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
I've moved to Appleton from my hometown of Oshkosh, and I'm looking
forward to doing things that I've been putting on the back burner
for years. I'd like to meet some interesting people in this area...
I'm hoping to find someone who will rock my socks off.
I'm really good at
Communication, laughter, and research. I have a
broad sense of humor that ranges from dark to goofy in a matter of
seconds. I love to talk about life experiences, ideas, philosophy, and heady
concepts in general.
I seem to bring a sense of flair to normal everyday movements. I get personal joy from a great entrance or exit from a room, in kind of a Kramer-esque way. I'm good at a decent number of things, but making people laugh is one that I have a bit of pride about.
I seem to bring a sense of flair to normal everyday movements. I get personal joy from a great entrance or exit from a room, in kind of a Kramer-esque way. I'm good at a decent number of things, but making people laugh is one that I have a bit of pride about.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
Physically, probably my beard, piercings, and expressive face.
Personality-wise, people first probably notice my sense of humor
and that I'm very down-to-earth. I connect with people
easily.
It has come to my attention that I have freckles. This is an allegation I will repeatedly deny.
When people meet me for the first time, they're often taken aback by my nervous energy... I can be easily amused or excited, and I'll talk endlessly about completely insignificant things with an insane enthusiasm. I gesticulate with my hands a lot, too. Is that redundant? Can you gesticulate with anything other than your hands? I mean, gesturing and gesticulating are pretty much the same thing, right? Except that the latter sounds kinda dirty for some reason. I guess you can gesture with other things... your feet, elbows, head... hmm. I'm going to have to do some research on this one...
It has come to my attention that I have freckles. This is an allegation I will repeatedly deny.
When people meet me for the first time, they're often taken aback by my nervous energy... I can be easily amused or excited, and I'll talk endlessly about completely insignificant things with an insane enthusiasm. I gesticulate with my hands a lot, too. Is that redundant? Can you gesticulate with anything other than your hands? I mean, gesturing and gesticulating are pretty much the same thing, right? Except that the latter sounds kinda dirty for some reason. I guess you can gesture with other things... your feet, elbows, head... hmm. I'm going to have to do some research on this one...
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Ray
Bradbury, Robert Anton Wilson,
R.
Buckminster Fuller, socio-political commentary, metaphysics,
humor
Movies: Weird and experimental movies, Comedies, Documentaries. If I have to make a list... Pi, Mallrats, Clerks, PCU, virtually anything directed by Tim Burton, and tons more...
TV: [Adult Swim] Comedy, Comedy Central, ALF, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Hell's Kitchen, The Office (US), South Park, Sarah Silverman, Scrubs, Seinfeld...
Music: Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Devo, Oingo Boingo, Talking Heads, The Misfits, Gary Numan, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, TOOL, Rammstein, Rage Against The Machine, The Beastie Boys, Radiohead, Blues Traveler, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Chris Ballew (Presidents of the United States of America), Beck, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tenacious D, B-52's, Big Wreck, Space Age Pop, Muse, Tweaker, Sublime, Simple Kid, Hidria Spacefolk, Huey Lewis and the News, Kilroy, Mr. Bungle, Pere Ubu, Blue Man Group, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Kraftwerk, bitpop... and much more!
Comedians: Eddie Izzard, Steven Wright, George Carlin, Bobcat Goldthwait, Jerry Seinfeld, The Amazing Johnathan, Emo Philips, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg, Andy Kaufman, Brian Regan, Lewis Black... many others. I'm a huge fan of stand-up comedy.
Food: Seafood, Chinese, Pizza, your standard fare. Not a fan of Italian or anything pasta-related, except for those with heavy sauce-to-noodle ratio.
Movies: Weird and experimental movies, Comedies, Documentaries. If I have to make a list... Pi, Mallrats, Clerks, PCU, virtually anything directed by Tim Burton, and tons more...
TV: [Adult Swim] Comedy, Comedy Central, ALF, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Hell's Kitchen, The Office (US), South Park, Sarah Silverman, Scrubs, Seinfeld...
Music: Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Devo, Oingo Boingo, Talking Heads, The Misfits, Gary Numan, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, TOOL, Rammstein, Rage Against The Machine, The Beastie Boys, Radiohead, Blues Traveler, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Chris Ballew (Presidents of the United States of America), Beck, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tenacious D, B-52's, Big Wreck, Space Age Pop, Muse, Tweaker, Sublime, Simple Kid, Hidria Spacefolk, Huey Lewis and the News, Kilroy, Mr. Bungle, Pere Ubu, Blue Man Group, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Kraftwerk, bitpop... and much more!
Comedians: Eddie Izzard, Steven Wright, George Carlin, Bobcat Goldthwait, Jerry Seinfeld, The Amazing Johnathan, Emo Philips, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg, Andy Kaufman, Brian Regan, Lewis Black... many others. I'm a huge fan of stand-up comedy.
Food: Seafood, Chinese, Pizza, your standard fare. Not a fan of Italian or anything pasta-related, except for those with heavy sauce-to-noodle ratio.
The six things I could never do without
1. Humor
2. Music
3. People to connect with
4. New and exciting ideas
5. Tony Hawk Pro Skater games
6. The INTERNET!
2. Music
3. People to connect with
4. New and exciting ideas
5. Tony Hawk Pro Skater games
6. The INTERNET!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future... I'm a relentless planner, but that generally means I
have things together.
I often think about socio-political stuff, metaphysics and philosophy. I'm also into anything that's unique or novel, and often think of such things for my own amusement.
I like to pick things apart to find the funny... there's little nuggets of humor hidden deep inside just about everything, if you know where to look and you're willing to dig deep enough. I like to blow things out of proportion in the interest of humor (NOT DRAMA!).
I often think about socio-political stuff, metaphysics and philosophy. I'm also into anything that's unique or novel, and often think of such things for my own amusement.
I like to pick things apart to find the funny... there's little nuggets of humor hidden deep inside just about everything, if you know where to look and you're willing to dig deep enough. I like to blow things out of proportion in the interest of humor (NOT DRAMA!).
On a typical Friday night I am
Bored! Give me something to do, I'm new to Appleton! - (Suggested by my friend
Mo.)
Seriously, I'm usually working no later than midnight on a Friday night. Kind of a weird question, though. Why is OKCupid only concerned with what I do on Friday nights? What about the other 6 days of the week? Are Tuesdays not important? For that matter, why only NIGHTS? For shame, OKCupid... don't be so narrow-minded. Tsk.
Seriously, I'm usually working no later than midnight on a Friday night. Kind of a weird question, though. Why is OKCupid only concerned with what I do on Friday nights? What about the other 6 days of the week? Are Tuesdays not important? For that matter, why only NIGHTS? For shame, OKCupid... don't be so narrow-minded. Tsk.
EDITORS
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
Hm... something private that I'd share on a public website? Seems a
bit contradictory. I mean, if I were to put something "private"
here, it wouldn't be private, would it? Now I'm going to have to
completely reassess this question.
You should message me if
Message me if you're interested in having a wickedly awesome time!
Freaks and
weirdos are
STRONGLY encouraged to contact me!
I'd really love to meet someone who is intelligent, curious, and interesting. Someone who has some sort of artistic inclination (music, writing, visual arts), and enjoys the novel and strange in life. I'd especially like to meet someone with self-confidence and who knows they're sexy (regardless of what anyone else may think).
Message me if you meet *any* of these criteria.
Also... I seem to be developing some kind of fascination with women with green eyes. Something about that just makes me freak... in a good way. I blame "Big Trouble in Little China".
Oh yeah... also if you have tattoos and/or piercings, you're probably my type!
**On the other hand, there are a few types of people I would like to stay away from. Cutters (present or recent), addicts (present or recent), bi-polar or borderline personalities, those stricken with apathy (or otherwise devoid of passion), poseurs, social parasites, and those unable to see the beauty in life... NEED NOT APPLY!**
I'd really love to meet someone who is intelligent, curious, and interesting. Someone who has some sort of artistic inclination (music, writing, visual arts), and enjoys the novel and strange in life. I'd especially like to meet someone with self-confidence and who knows they're sexy (regardless of what anyone else may think).
Message me if you meet *any* of these criteria.
Also... I seem to be developing some kind of fascination with women with green eyes. Something about that just makes me freak... in a good way. I blame "Big Trouble in Little China".
Oh yeah... also if you have tattoos and/or piercings, you're probably my type!
**On the other hand, there are a few types of people I would like to stay away from. Cutters (present or recent), addicts (present or recent), bi-polar or borderline personalities, those stricken with apathy (or otherwise devoid of passion), poseurs, social parasites, and those unable to see the beauty in life... NEED NOT APPLY!**
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