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30 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Independent, relaxed, curious, simple, unassuming, steady, quirky, moody, playful, fit, introverted, pensive, squeaky clean.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
See below.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stop reading once you're impressed:

Saving cats from the top branch of burning Sequoia trees

Eating more Taquitos in one sitting than any other guy on this - no - any online dating site

Convincing prison guards to open the front gate

When I trip and fall I can quickly transition into the worm so I don't look like an idiot who just fell on his face

Reciting all of Shakespeare's plays backwards from memory while blindfolded and confined to a straight jacket in a locked tank of water filled with electric eels that has been rolled out of a plane with only 45 seconds to impact

Keeping buses above 50mph

Living incredibly dangerously, as if that wasn't obvious

You know the cliffs of insanity? I climb those every Wednesday without a safety harness or a rope. The second to the last Dread Pirate Roberts that we know of couldn't even do that

Not getting a brain freeze while chugging slurpees - plural

Performing complex brain surgery backwards from memory while blindfolded and confined to a straight jacket in a locked tank of water filled with electric eels that has been rolled out of a plane with only 45 seconds to impact

Making fake abs out of a pack of matches and navel lint

Beating Wallabies at their own games

Turning cow milk into lemonade

Ok if you made it this far then you must be in awe of me, so there is no point in me listing all of my exploits and talents
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How uncanny it is that I don't sweat while defusing bombs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Blah blah blah probably most of the same shows and movies everyone else likes. Unless it's the Expendables 1 or 2 (and now 3, apparently). Who thought those were a good idea?

Honestly I haven't picked up a new book since 1990 when I started reading Where's Waldo? I'm still trying to find that candy cane wannabe bastard in the Safari Park.

Music- anything by Steve Horelick. Hah.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee - yum
The snooze button
Google - they are slowly taking over the world but eff it, they make my life easier
Flipboard- the fastest way to find cool stuff to read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Probably where I left my keys, or my wallet, or my work ID, or my pants.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alone; ergo, my presence here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
More often than not, when showering, I forget whether I have already washed myself and wash again, just in case I didn't. It's pathetic, I know. I should add "squeaky clean" to my self-summary.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You know where that guy who wears a friggin sweater and winter hat to the beach is hiding in the GD safari park.