Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One summer, my tree fort was struck down by the lightning of a
jealous god. Like rednecks during flooding season, I rebuilt to
spite mother nature and her cold, conniving, tree fort hating
Every day when I get home from work, I put the kettle on for some
green tea. This is the second whitest thing I do in my life.
The scar on my face is a result of me ruggedly manly-like fighting
off a grizzly bear to defend a group of baby geese. (true
I work as a Residential Counselor at a child mental health center
for children with behavioral difficulties. I am their protector,
their guardian, and the guy who folds their clothes.
I can play the electric bass with one hand while I use the other
one to drink a damn fine locally brewed pale ale.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Protecting traumatized children from the cruelties of the world
while folding their ninja turtles underwear. Starring into the
mirror and contemplating whether or not to grow back my
ridiculously bushy mustache. Wondering for the thirtieth time of
The Smiths will ever get back together. Waiting patiently for a new
Tom Waits record. Drinking beer in the shower and playing video
games. Finding out which bar me and my friends want to get kicked
out of tonight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music is a hard one for me to define. I listen to a lot. If I like
it I listen to it. It's kind of an overwhelming topic where if I
listed all the stuff I listened to this section would be
My favorite books are anything by Kurt Vonnegut jr, Neil Gaiman,
Haruki Murakami, Ernest Hemingway, F. Scotts Fitzgerald, Allen
Ginsberg, and so on. I'm very much inlove with classic literature
that can be defined by geographical location such as 1800's russian
literature (Fyodor Dostoevky anyone?) and French literature during
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Mala beads - They have a lot of sentimental value for me.
My dutch oven - I love to cook and you'd be amazed on how many
recipes turn out AWESOME-O just because you used a dutch oven over
anything else. Gumbo, anyone?
My laptop - I can't get through a work day without one. Too
My bass - Also has sentimental value. I've been playing bass for 10
+ years and I've played a lot of bass guitars but only this one
feels like it was meant for me. Plus it was my first, and always my
best. Every gig I've ever played has been with this baby.
my iPod - I go through music like I'm getting paid by the
My bike - I am so unbelievably happy. I made this 10-speed from
scratch and I promise you it's a work of art (even if the paint is
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