Every day when I get home from work, I put the kettle on for some green tea. This is the second whitest thing I do in my life.
The scar on my face is a result of me ruggedly manly-like fighting off a grizzly bear to defend a group of baby geese. (true story)
I work as a Residential Counselor at a child mental health center for children with behavioral difficulties. I am their protector, their guardian, and the guy who folds their clothes.
I can play the electric bass with one hand while I use the other one to drink a damn fine locally brewed pale ale.