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Ihaveamoustache

31 Perth, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love my dog, I love your dog too.

I grew up in rural WA. I moved to the city as soon as possible because the country is not my vibe, but traces of my youth there show up in how I act, how I speak, and how I relate to people, which is sometimes a plus and sometimes not. The main thing I got from my small town youth is a violent personal backlash against conservatism and normativity.

I'm a smart dude, I'm highly educated and I overthink almost everything - a tendency I'm trying to curb, at least a little. Getting into why a movie rules with someone is good, wondering privately if it was right to start a PhD in creative writing four years ago instead of something professional is kind of a waste of an afternoon.

I truly enjoy meeting people and am looking for all kinds of relationships on this thing, so holla at me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm going through a major try-new-things phase in my life. Right now I'm working on my jump shot, writing some stand up material, exploring the nature reserve near my house, and, uh, learning how to drive. Yeah, I don't have my license. I'm still cool tho.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being unafraid
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like I just got out of prison
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comedy podcasts, stand up, bagels and Death Grips.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A nice, long, thorough going conversation. A fun game. A tasty treat. A clean, comfortable outfit. A cute and sweet animal. An entertaining object.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Most things, but mainly women
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maxin and relaxin
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My teeth are pretty crooked.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have colourful hair, you like sports, you are tall, you are tough, you are loud, you are smart, you like comics, you like dancing, you are a little shit.