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The-Snark-Knight

25 M Brislington, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hey there.
I'm Matt. I'm pretty much always trying to find things to laugh about, happiest when talking to people or listening to/playing music, or gaming with friends and laughing about terrible things on the internet, if I'm not out and about with friends or workmates.
What I’m doing with my life
I tell people how to get into teaching. I may also be looking to study a degree with the Open University in the near future.
I’m really good at
I like to think I'm good at the bass guitar, being a good friend and generally being there for people when needed.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my weight, I'm a larger lad.
My eyes, when I was in school my friends accused me of using mascara (I don't), which was weird, but sort of nice. Or that I'm a huge geek/nerd and make some kind of unusual reference or comparison or other absurdities when discussing something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Charlie Brooker's Screen Burn and Dawn of the Dumb. the QI books, The Art of War, The Prince, Lord Of The Flies, Hitchhiker's Guide, Love All The People... Lyrics, Letters and Routines by Bill Hicks, although most of my reading time is spent on TvTropes and Something Awful.

Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, American Psycho, This Is Spinal Tap, The 'Burbs, The Departed, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Caddyshack, Animal House, Rules Of Engagement, The Negotiator, American Beauty, BASEketball, Se7en, Fallen, Dirty Harry, Clear And Present Danger, Patriot Games, The Sum of All Fears, The Hunt For Red October, Hot Fuzz, Shaun Of The Dead, Collateral, The Godfather, Pulp Ficiton, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Dangerous Liasons, Arnie films (Hysterically bad)

Shows: The Wire, SPACED, Metalocalypse, Futurama, Drawn Together, The Young Ones, Black Books, and I'm about to start BSG. Should get round to Breaking Bad too.

I'm more of a gamer though to be honest, I'll play just about anything if it's fun, I really wish that plot based adventures games didn't die out, but I'm more of a social gamer, tend to play online, preferably with actual friends, good way to keep in contact :)

Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BClzBQmZZBc This man is my god

Porcupine Tree, Devin Townsend, Frank Zappa, Tool, Opeth, DethKlok, The Black Mages, Nobuo Uematsu, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, Nick Cave, Herbie Hancock, White Zombie, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam, Jaco Pastorius, Weather Report, The Sword, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Megadeth, Muse, James Brown, Damageplan, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, A Perfect Circle, Goldie Lookin Chain, Allman Brothers Band, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath,Down, Soundgarden, Iced Earth, Tenacious D, R.E.M., Chic, Marvin Gaye, Miles Davis, Randy Newman, Nine Inch Nails, Fela Kuti, Afrobeat in general I guess, all sorts of Cuban Jazz, Incubus, Richard Cheese, Alice In Chains, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Spinal Tap, loads more...

Food: Chicken Fajitas, Pizza, Chinese food, Pasta based things, if it sounds good, I might just try it!
The six things I could never do without
Music, People, Games, Internet, Food, and Humour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I can do to get myself a decent career, how to make myself a better person, as self improvement should be a constant goal, life, the world and universe surrounding it, and the best way to exist in it... or what I'm going to do when I get home from work. Typical stuff really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out on the town, off to another town/city to.see people or just at home chilling
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have Asperger's Syndrome. Some social cues are still a bit weird for me, even though I'm mostly attuned to it all.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I seem like someone you could hold a conversation with.

If you're a complete geek and would like to share your various nerderies.

If you're looking for a gaming buddy, social activity partner and or just general bro-dom.

Or if you just want to!