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IjeffI

31 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am proud to say I was born and raised in Iowa. The home of John Wayne, two supermen, a fictional space captain (and his ship), Frodo, and the guy who Demi Moore Punk'd/divorced.

I find that being quick to laughter is a healthier lifestyle, and I live it well. I'm a laid back kind of guy who likes to go out, and equally stay in. I enjoy being active. Whether it's going to a show, the gym, park or destination(s) unknown. I'm a positive thinker who would rather take the stairs then the elevator. I know when to be serious and when to have fun. I'm the type of guy who will sing, even if I don't know the lyrics. I'll dance, even if I don't know the moves. And spell even if I don't know the leders.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it day by day and seeing what adventures I get myself into. I also enjoy making people laugh, so I do improv in the city. It's a humbling, challenging, and rewarding experience. It's one of the many things I love.
I’m really good at
understanding technology, reading maps, sarcasm, and lightening the mood faster then you can spell mercurial.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have been told that I have a certain boyish charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Giver, Stupid and Contagious, The Shack, The Harry Potter Series, A Song of Ice and Fire series, Intensity, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo series, You Might Be A Zombie and Other Strange Facts

Movies: Back To The Future series, Big Fish, Stardust (no one has seen this movie), Love Actually, Crazy Stupid Love, etc.

Shows: Community, The Office (USA), House, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad. The IT Crowd, Sherlock.

Music: Anything, though I am not big into country. I like to listen to soundtracks when reading. I also like to listen to other peoples playlists. It's the best way to discover new music, sorry Pandora. My must haves are: Pentatonix, Owl City, Adele, Florence And The Machine, Mae, The Crystal Method, Trace Bundy, Yellowcard, A Fine Frenzy, The Killers, Jukebox The Ghost, Doo Wop, and a cappella.
The six things I could never do without
Order from most important to important:
Friemly = family + friends
Laughter
Music
Technology
Noticing the small things
You can take my sixth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why. For example, why is it called a tooth brush and not a teeth brush when it's clearly designed to clean more than one tooth. Or why do we say Saturday Night when it makes more sense and saves time to say Saturnight.
On a typical Friday night I am
on stage doing improv, out with friends enjoying what NY has to offer, or staying in for a nice quite night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can wiggle my nose three different ways.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you chuckled or smirked at my corny jokes.

You want to know more about me, or are looking for a laugh. But it has to be one or the other.