I have a snarky, self-deprecating sense of humor that draws upon the tangential relationships I see between things. It usually emerges as a quiet, unexpected one-liner, and I refuse to be held responsible for any liquids lost through your nose.
I have my shit together, and I appreciate when a man has his in a reasonably tidy pile too. I prefer to meet a man who has been married. There are simply important lessons learned from sharing a committed life with someone. That said, you need to deal with your ex before getting in your next relationship. I'm not going to do your fighting for you.
I am Pemco Northwest Profile #6.
I'm loyal to a fault, once earned (aka Taurus.)
I have three sons, ages 15, 19, and 25, of whom I'm intensely proud. I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel on my parenting years, so if you have children, that's fine. However, I'm not having any more babies.