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My self-summary
Human disaster
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to balance working in sports writing/radio/TV without turning into the type of person who works in sports writing/radio/TV. Archery sometimes when I have time? It's been way too long though.
I’m really good at
Making friends with 100% of the animals I meet
The first things people usually notice about me
A small flock of crows hover over my head at all times. No idea how they got there. No idea how to get rid of them. Can be awkward in intimate situations/when playing hide and seek.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Name of The Wind, Dune, Harry Potter series, The Girl With All The Gifts, The Miniaturist, anything by Karen Miller, Terry Pratchett, Rainbow Rowell, Brent Weeks, erm, lots more. Idk. I read a lot igss.

Films: The LoTR extended editions play on repeat in my head permanently.

Music: Reformed emo kid. Brand New. Against Me!. Kanye. Went on a big Britpop kick a couple of months ago.
The six things I could never do without
Pizza/animals/enough tea to drown in/cheese/wifi/twitter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Animals. Having hangover regrets. Whether Dominos will make me a sandwich with pizzas instead of bread. And six pizzas instead of filling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Suddenly barely ever working nights anymore, so ??????? trying to rediscover what people in their 20s do on Friday nights
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In a moment of desperation for money and acclaim, I wrote a piece for the Daily Mail's sports section. I totally understand if that means I never get messaged on here again. I can only apologise.
You should message me if
If you want to go find a pub with a jukebox, take it over, put 1989 on repeat and have a drink in the knowledge that we've created the best pub ambiance in the world.

Or if you want a chat/to go for a drink without the musical clause, that too.