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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:36pm
Straight, Heteroflexible
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
English, Welsh (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Human disaster
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to balance working in sports writing/radio/TV without turning into the type of person who works in sports writing/radio/TV. Archery sometimes when I have time? It's been way too long though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making friends with 100% of the animals I meet
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A small flock of crows hover over my head at all times. No idea how they got there. No idea how to get rid of them. Can be awkward in intimate situations/when playing hide and seek.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Name of The Wind, Dune, Harry Potter series, The Girl With All The Gifts, The Miniaturist, anything by Karen Miller, Terry Pratchett, Rainbow Rowell, Brent Weeks, erm, lots more. Idk. I read a lot igss.

Films: The LoTR extended editions play on repeat in my head permanently.

Music: Reformed emo kid. Brand New. Against Me!. Kanye. Went on a big Britpop kick a couple of months ago.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pizza/animals/enough tea to drown in/cheese/wifi/twitter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Animals. Having hangover regrets. Whether Dominos will make me a sandwich with pizzas instead of bread. And six pizzas instead of filling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Suddenly barely ever working nights anymore, so ??????? trying to rediscover what people in their 20s do on Friday nights
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In a moment of desperation for money and acclaim, I wrote a piece for the Daily Mail's sports section. I totally understand if that means I never get messaged on here again. I can only apologise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to go find a pub with a jukebox, take it over, put 1989 on repeat and have a drink in the knowledge that we've created the best pub ambiance in the world.

Or if you want a chat/to go for a drink without the musical clause, that too.