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25 M Islandia, NY

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Last Online
Yesterday – 10:55pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
High school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Chris. There wasn't much here so I figured I'd jazz it up a bit. I'm very passionate about art, music and animals. I love all animals but dogs are the greatest thing to me. I do sculpting commissions here and there. I make custom figures of people. I've had two "famous" people commissions. One being Fred Durst (I do not like Limp Bizkit, anymore) and the other was the eHarmony Dr. Warren guy from the commercials. I wonder if okcupid will ban me for saying eHarmony.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get better.
I’m really good at
Sculpting, painting, drawing, drums, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor, friendliness, also my full figuredness. How much I look like Channing Tatum.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Infinte Jest and anything by David Foster Wallace, A Clockwork Orange, To Kill a Mockingbird, Watchmen, the Divine Comedy but I'm more partial to Gustav Dore's art.

Music: Red City Radio, Iron Chic, Make Do And Mend, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, Alkaline Trio, Off With Their Heads, The Ergs, Against Me!, Black Flag, Lawrence Arms, Dillinger Four, Kid Dynamite, Sunny Day Real Estate, Brand New, Polar Bear Club, Propagandhi, The Replacements, Husker Du, Minor Threat, Steinways, Samiam, Paint it Black, Hot Water Music, Gaslight Anthem, Tool, NIN, Joy Division, Have A Nice Life, Deafheaven, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Ceremony, Hostage Calm, Bauhaus, Death Grips, Black Marble, Converge, College, Vessel, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Iceage, Isis, Junior Battles, King Crimson, Mogwai, Menzingers, Saddest Landscape, Nails, Snowing, Sunn O))), Khanate, Touché Amoré, A Wilhelm Scream, Wolves in the Throne Room, Xasthur, American Football, Banner Pilot, Into it Over it, A Perfect Circle, Pianos Become the Teeth, Slayer (but really, who doesn't?), Carcass, VOLTO!, Wild Nothing, the Riot Before, MJ, the Black Dahlia Murder, Between the Buried and Me, Dead to Me, Stooges, MC5, As I lay Dying (older stuff and the stuff before he went all I should hire a hit man to kill my wife), Castevet (not the metal band, the good band), Daft Punk, Fake Problems, Shellac, Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra, ZAZ (only that one song as of now), ELP, Grave Babies, Slipknot, Braid, Titus Andronicus, the Red Chord, Cream, 1994!, the Mummies.

Movies: The Crow, Drive, Oldboy, Dead Man's Shoes, Clockwork Orange, the Shining, Tommy Boy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Zombi, Halloween 1 and 2, Usual Suspects, Taxi Driver, Alien, The Last Dragon, so many horror movies, Evil Dead 1 and 2, 28 Days Later, Event Horizon, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Marathon Man is pretty sweet, the Wraith, Phantom of the Paradise, the Heat, Leon.

TV: the Simpsons, the Wire, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, the Critic. If someone knows the show the Critic and loves it, message me. We have much to discuss. Game of Thrones, MST3K, Always Sunny, South Park, True Detective so much.

Food: Milk steak.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, existence, the universe in terms of vastness. I don't know why but I've been thinking about that recently. I think about others things too, art, music, people.

Also the fact that when I look at profiles on here, I see a lot of "don't be a creep" "don't ask me for nude pics" "don't tell me you want to bang me". I'm a bit confused as to why this is said in profiles. Are guys really asking these things? If so then wow. I'm not very experienced with dating and what not but these sound like the exact wrong things to say.

Do girls actually "curl up" when reading a book and or watching a movie?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either home or out with friends or out somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have depression, anxiety, OCD, yadda yadda yadda.

Also this seems to be shocking but I've never cuddled. I've cuddled with my dogs because I love them but never with a human female.

Also, I've never been in an actual relationship or had legit girlfriend. The closest would be that I dated a girl in the 8th grade and by date I mean we went to the movies a few times. I didn't even get to hold her hand. :(

Most private thing #4. There are a few songs that can make me cry at the drop of the needle.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If we have the same interests and if you want to talk.
You like to play games. Not emotionally games, no one seems to win those. I was thinking like Candyland or Cranium. Uno is awesome too. If you are the Last Dragon and you possess the power of the glow. So many points if anyone gets that reference.