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25 M Islandia, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:11pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
High school
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Chris. I'm an artsy type guy. I love music and animals too. I've done a few sculpting commissions for people. I make custom figures of people. I've had two "famous" people commissions. One being Fred Durst (I do not like Limp Bizkit, anymore) and the other was the eHarmony Dr. Warren guy from the commercials.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to get better.
I’m really good at
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Sculpting, painting, drawing, drums, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor, friendliness, also my full figuredness. How much I look like Channing Tatum, it's crazy. I recently found out I do not look like Channing Tatum.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Infinte Jest (which I'm still reading), A Clockwork Orange, To Kill a Mockingbird, Watchmen.

Music: Red City Radio, Iron Chic, Make Do And Mend, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, Alkaline Trio, Off With Their Heads, The Ergs, Against Me!, Black Flag, Lawrence Arms, Dillinger Four, Kid Dynamite, Sunny Day Real Estate, Brand New, Polar Bear Club, Propagandhi, The Replacements, Husker Du, Minor Threat, Steinways, Samiam, Paint it Black, Hot Water Music, Gaslight Anthem, Tool, NIN, Joy Division, Have A Nice Life, Deafheaven, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Ceremony, Hostage Calm, Bauhaus, Death Grips, Black Marble, Converge, College, Vessel, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Iceage, Isis, Junior Battles, King Crimson, Mogwai, Menzingers, the Saddest Landscape, Nails, Snowing, Sunn O))), Khanate, Touché Amoré, A Wilhelm Scream, Wolves in the Throne Room, Xasthur, American Football, Banner Pilot, Into it Over it, A Perfect Circle, Pianos Become the Teeth, Slayer, Carcass, VOLTO!, Wild Nothing, the Riot Before, the Black Dahlia Murder, Between the Buried and Me, Dead to Me, Stooges, MC5, Castevet, Daft Punk, Fake Problems, Shellac, Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra, Emerson Lake Palmer, Grave Babies, Slipknot, Braid, Titus Andronicus, the Red Chord, Cream, 1994!, the Mummies.

Movies: The Crow, Drive, Oldboy, Dead Man's Shoes, A Clockwork Orange, the Shining, Tommy Boy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Zombie 2, Halloween 1 and 2, Usual Suspects, Taxi Driver, Alien, The Last Dragon, Evil Dead 1 and 2, 28 Days Later, Event Horizon, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Marathon Man, the Wraith, Phantom of the Paradise, the Heat, Leon.

TV: the Simpsons, the Wire, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, the Critic, Game of Thrones, MST3K, Always Sunny, South Park, True Detective so much.

Food: Milk steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art, music, people.


Also the fact that when I look at profiles on here, I see a lot of "don't be a creep" "don't ask me for nude pics" "don't tell me you want to bang me". I'm a bit confused as to why this is said in profiles. Are guys really asking these things? If so then wow. I'm not very experienced with dating and what not but these sound like the exact wrong things to say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either home or out with friends or out somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have depression, anxiety, OCD. I don't think to highly of myself.
You should message me if
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If we have the same interests and if you want to talk.