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24 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am dry and witty and I like a drink and a good laugh. I'm writing a convoluted and overly ambitious first novel and looking into European History PhD programs. I also have a job that keeps me afloat.
What I’m doing with my life
Ducking questions like this.
I’m really good at
Frothing at the mouth with ideas, losing myself in them. This is especially true if I've just learned something. I'm always looking for more foam to froth.
Vocalizing three tones at once with embarrassing facial expressions.
The first things people usually notice about me
Rave Reviews:
"You're the classiest mother fucker I've ever met in my life." -a frat boy.

"You are really classy" -a sorority girl

"Your hair is like your crowning achievement." -a lover

"You're like the coolest guy I ever met." -Good old Bryan. Never saw him again.

"I don't like your new boyfriend, sweetie. He's kind of cold."- a mother

"That guy just looked at me. He is really creepy you guys."- a freshman

"It always makes me sad when people don't get you. I can see a lot of times people nod and laugh because they understand the jist of what you are saying but not the real whole thing, and it makes me think less of their intelligence." -a friend

"You are cute but you are weird, Eric." -a foreigner

"You are like complete package, I can't believe you single, you have everything."- another foreigner I barely talked to

"Do you get laid a lot? You look like you get laid a lot. We should take a walk." - a married woman who I presume was trying to fuck me in the bushes.

"I don't get this guy." -attractive blonde at a bar

"what, really?" "No, I am joking. I just have one voice tone for everything. I'm not a Stalinist, the joke was just based on that premise. It's okay, my favorite part of a joke is the explaination following the punchline."- a dialogue

"You have a beautiful face. You should smile more"- boss
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:ONLY Theodore Roosevelt biographies and Hemingway novels.

Music: ONLY Wagner and military marches.

Basically, I'm a belligerent fascist he-man on a quest for cult of personality.
The six things I could never do without
1.My life is not a listicle!
2.Exclaiming pretentious things
3.Having a high idea of myself
4.Succumbing to the benefits of conformity nonetheless
5. Editing my profile endlessly so it can appear more natural, more genuine, better.
6. Only having five things to say.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If my concern that the world is ending is any more reasonable than every generation before me's concern that the world is ending. My next move, either in life or a game. Never play chess with me. Not only do I suck, I take a lot of time in choosing the worst possible move.
On a typical Friday night I am
Obviously here's our chance to talk about how fun we are. I'm SO fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am blameless and have no secrets.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me because we're both smart and funny.