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23 / M / Straight / Single
San Jose, CA
- Last Online
- Mar 5
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), German (Okay)
"You're the classiest mother fucker I've ever met in my life." -a frat boy.
"You are really classy" -a sorority girl
"Your hair is like your crowning achievement." -a lover
"I don't like your new boyfriend, sweetie. He's kind of cold."- a mother
"That guy just looked at me. He is really creepy you guys."- a freshman
"It always makes me sad when people don't get you. I can see a lot of times people nod and laugh because they understand the jist of what you are saying but not the real whole thing, and it makes me think less of their intelligence." -a friend
"You are cute but you are weird, Eric." -a foreigner
"You are like complete package, I can't believe you single, you have everything."- another foreigner I barely talked to
"Do you get laid a lot? You look like you get laid a lot. We should take a walk." - a married woman who I presume was trying to fuck me in the bushes.
"I don't get this guy." -attractive blonde at a bar
"what, really?" "No, I am joking. I just have one voice tone for everything. I'm not a Stalinist, the joke was just based on that premise. It's okay, my favorite part of a joke is the explaination following the punchline."- a dialogue
Music: ONLY Wagner and military marches.
Basically, I'm a belligerent fascist he-man on a quest for cult of personality.
Self Improvement Projects
I've said "At least there's beer" more than once in my life.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 19–23
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
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