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Ilikeyoprofile

24 San Jose, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am dry and witty and I like a drink and a good laugh. I have a humanities degree and a mountain of student debt, so that sucks.

I'm complicated, but also reasonable, and really polite to servers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Today I got up at one, played a fantasy grand strategy game until I had to get ready for work, worked from 4 until 2, and then I went home and read things on the internet. I blasted Beethoven's 9th on our speaker system while I prepped, and then I washed dishes the second half of the night. The day was a lot of Dwarven city planning and navigating social disfunction. That's a pretty typical day.

My work is also in the middle of the nightlife, so the part I was actually paid for was the most social. It's a good incentive to resist the reclusiveness. I think that and the possibility of advancement and getting my shit together are helping me slowly regain my estranged mojo.

Also, I want to put myself through graduate school so I can wear tweed very aggressively with credentials woven in, so most of my goals are around pursuing that and eventually supporting myself through craft bartending, because it's such a cool job, and those guys make so much money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eventually finding a point of access with people that isn't something they'd usually talk about. The other night, I sang with an old Sikh man in a taxi cab. For his turn he sang along to KMEL. Can you make your cab driver sing without it being creepy and kind of exploitative?

I can write, sometimes remarkably well.

In those instances when I can relax and am not a ball of nerves, with intimate friends or just the right time, I am dazzling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Rave Reviews:
"You're the classiest mother fucker I've ever met in my life." -a frat boy.

"You are really classy" -a sorority girl

"Your hair is like your crowning achievement." -a lover

"You're like the coolest guy I ever met." -Bryan.

"I don't like your new boyfriend, sweetie. He's kind of cold."- a mother

"That guy just looked at me. He is really creepy you guys."- a freshman

"It always makes me sad when people don't get you. I can see a lot of times people nod and laugh because they understand the jist of what you are saying but not the real whole thing, and it makes me think less of their intelligence." -a friend

"You are cute but you are weird, Eric." -a foreigner

"You are like complete package, I can't believe you single, you have everything."- another foreigner I barely talked to

"Do you get laid a lot? You look like you get laid a lot. We should take a walk." - a married woman who I presume was trying to fuck me in the bushes.

"I don't get this guy." -attractive blonde at a bar

"what, really?" "No, I am joking. I just have one voice tone for everything. I'm not a Stalinist, the joke was just based on that premise. It's okay, my favorite part of a joke is the explanation following the punchline."- a dialogue

"You have a beautiful face. You should smile more"- boss
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:ONLY Theodore Roosevelt biographies and Hemingway novels.

Music: ONLY Wagner and military marches.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. People who blast music on public transit.
2. Spiders lowering themselves down to just above your head when you're half awake.
3. Men with tattoos on their faces who show up when no one else is around and say increasingly erratic things and come back after leaving. (FOR THE KILL THIS TIME?!? He's so freaky quiet and fast when he moves in the dark. Could I fight him? would I even see it coming?)
4. Those guys again, but in the alley, or on the porch, or just when you're walking up to your house.
5. A guy named Spider, with a spider tattoo across his entire face, suspending himself above your bed when you're half awake.
6. unbraced-for sports cheering.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is this war, financial crisis, natural disaster, or epidemic going to escalate, or will it only affect civilians who are not me? What does this disposition mean about my soul? The clothes make the man and the children make the clothes, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Obviously here's our chance to talk about how fun we are. I'm SO fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am blameless and have no secrets.
You should message me if
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You think we might build a relationship or have sex, obviously.