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24 • M • San Jose, CA
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 19–25
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Sep 11
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), German (Okay)
Vocalizing three tones at once with embarrassing facial expressions.
"You're the classiest mother fucker I've ever met in my life." -a frat boy.
"You are really classy" -a sorority girl
"Your hair is like your crowning achievement." -a lover
"You're like the coolest guy I ever met." -Good old Bryan. Never saw him again.
"I don't like your new boyfriend, sweetie. He's kind of cold."- a mother
"That guy just looked at me. He is really creepy you guys."- a freshman
"It always makes me sad when people don't get you. I can see a lot of times people nod and laugh because they understand the jist of what you are saying but not the real whole thing, and it makes me think less of their intelligence." -a friend
"You are cute but you are weird, Eric." -a foreigner
"You are like complete package, I can't believe you single, you have everything."- another foreigner I barely talked to
"Do you get laid a lot? You look like you get laid a lot. We should take a walk." - a married woman who I presume was trying to fuck me in the bushes.
"I don't get this guy." -attractive blonde at a bar
"what, really?" "No, I am joking. I just have one voice tone for everything. I'm not a Stalinist, the joke was just based on that premise. It's okay, my favorite part of a joke is the explaination following the punchline."- a dialogue
"You have a beautiful face. You should smile more"- boss
Music: ONLY Wagner and military marches.
Basically, I'm a belligerent fascist he-man on a quest for cult of personality.
2.Exclaiming pretentious things
3.Having a high idea of myself
4.Succumbing to the benefits of conformity nonetheless
5. Editing my profile endlessly so it can appear more natural, more genuine, better.
6. Only having five things to say.
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