I am a stereotypical disgruntled humanities kid. I think this makes my insight more valuable than yours. I studied history, which is one of those things that begs the ivy to creep up it. I need glasses but I haven't got around to it.

Once on the train a woman's gloves fell from her lap as she got up. Seeing that no one else was attending to it, I ran over and scooped them up and ran to the door and called 'excuse me!' She turned around with a big smile to see her gloves rescued, and I threw them to her because I was afraid the train doors would close if I walked them. They fell short. The train door remained open for fifteen slow seconds and I watched in agony as she awkwardly stooped to pick them up. I ran back to my chair and wished it had never happened.

I recently quit my job to live on saved money, write a novel, and look for work in the humanities.

Pithy summaries.

Rave Reviews:
"You're the classiest mother fucker I've ever met in my life." -a frat boy.

"You are really classy" -a sorority girl

"Your hair is like your crowning achievement." -a lover

"I don't like your new boyfriend, sweetie. He's kind of cold."- a mother

"That guy just looked at me. He is really creepy you guys."- a freshman

"It always makes me sad when people don't get you. I can see a lot of times people nod and laugh because they understand the jist of what you are saying but not the real whole thing, and it makes me think less of their intelligence." -a friend

"You are cute but you are wierd, Eric." -a foreigner

"You are like complete package, I can't believe you single, you have everything."- another foreigner I barely talked to

"Do you get laid a lot? You look like you get laid a lot. We should take a walk." - a married woman who I presume was trying to fuck me in the bushes.

"I don't get this guy." -attractive blonde at a bar

"what, really?" "No, I am joking. I just have one voice tone for everything. I'm not a Stalinist, the joke was just based on that premise. It's okay, my favorite part of a joke is the explaination following the punchline."- a dialogue

Books:ONLY Theodore Roosevelt biographies and Hemingway novels.

Music: ONLY Wagner and military marches.

Actually I read a lot of humanities non fiction and listen to a bunch of hipster bullshit. You know, life goal training.

I went to Coachella for for free and saw Kurt Vile in the front row as well as a ton of bands I love. It was pretty much the best.

Dry humor
Beds
Vidjah Games
Intellectuals
Self Improvement Projects
I've said "At least there's beer" more than once in my life.

How technology will change society. Does a place have wood paneling? Why is party rap and listening to party rap ironically a thing?

Beer and whiskey at dinner with friends and then ending up at someone's house.

I'm not always sure what I'm doing. I also don't know how to photo well. I always end up in some goofy pose and the camera things my paleness is an excuse to color me weird.

You want to go on dates, you like dry humor, you have a lot to say about any topic whatsoever. You are good looking. I am pretty confident these days, as well as understanding about the seemingly ridiculous emotional things people go through.

If you don't want to compete with me and just assume that we are equals. Also, I have a thing for struggling brilliant girls and overworked grad student women.