Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Think about it...you've never seen a baby pigeon in person. Or a
squirrel. How weird is that?
Being of Irish decent, I have the inability to get a tan of any
kind. Surely, a pinkish hue does often take over my skin - like
when I am in well lit rooms. As such - and apologies in advance -
you won't see any topless selfies of me tucked away in the pics
That said, I was going to be a naughty monk for Halloween, but
decided to go as a sexy Harry Truman. Yes, the Buck Starts
Any-hoo...I seem to live in San Francisco (Cow Hollow), NYC (Murray
Hill), and DC (Dupont). I also frequent Philly and Jersey. Catch me
while you can...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cooking dinner, trying to get people to buy stuff with just my
Flying from coast to coast, accruing frequent flier miles...
Splitting my time between the coasts. All in the name of academia.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reaching things in high places.
Snark and sarcasm.
Disarming even the toughest of the tough.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height followed by my voice followed by that awful and mildly
offensive joke I told you. Maybe even my chest hair while my shirt
is on...just depends on the lighting and context, I suppose.
Also, I hear people from outside of the Northeast Corridor pick up
on my accent, which is littered with "You's guys", a litany of
curse words, a deft application of sarcasm, and an utter disregard
for the letter "R".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to list...but...
I prefer non-fiction to fiction.
Dude comedies and mid-phucking horror films are always a good
Cable News for laughs, but otherwise all of the Law &
Order-type shows and Arrested Development lead the pack. Community
is back on, so that, too.
Music....don't do festivals very well....but I am willing to
All food should be eaten.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just laugh at my jokes; and not just the gems.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh, on-line dating. How I love thee. But if I am going to be super,
duper honest with you….you have many sides to your complicated
Rubic’s Cube that can’t be figured out by simply swapping the
E-harmony: "I’m divorced."
Match.com: “I’m soooo tired of the bar scene, but I am soooo not
ready to quit the bar scene”
OKCupid: “I’m in a committed, open relationship and I am
sapiosexual. I might also be a dude, but your friends won’t be able
to tell, baby. Now slap my ass and call me a donkey”
Tinder: “I’m hot. I think you’re kinda hot. But I’m hot.”
Fet-Life: (unintelligible on account of the zipper-mask and duct
J-Date: I’m Jewish, and really love Asian chicks. But my parents
will KILL me if I bring another one home.
WhereBlackPeopleMeet.com: “It’s hell week and my pledge master made
me sign up for this.”
ChristianMingle: "Jesus saves. He shoots, HE SCORES!!!!"
Also, when did cougars go from some exotic, youthful conquest
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillaxing with my lax bro's. Ugh. I hope that made you puke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a hero complex.
I'm the guy in SF who doesn't own a car.
I have lax bro's by virtue of playing lax in a prior more svelt
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First and foremost, you're funny. Second, you rarely take yourself
seriously and don't expect others to.
You can tolerate my bi-coastal life-style.
You have a soft spot for Lenny Bruce.
You can teach me how to beat my niece at Monopoly.
You need help reaching that item on your top shelf.
You have that delicate balance between independence and
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