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39 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Aug 24
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Aquarius, and it matters a lot
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Easing my way back in, bit. Or to put it another way...

Gonna revamp this a bit, since I like cleaning up/out things, and I will say (and this obviously goes in the "I'm really good at" section) that I can clean shit up pretty well; literally, figuratively, mentally, and to a degree psychologically/spiritually.
Let me scrub your oven! (or brain?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working to pay bills, taking care of loved ones (bipedal and quadrapedal), Planning musical/life/love/personal strategies, and perfecting my variations on a theme of basil pesto.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have the typical Aquarian knack for "The Big Picture®"-"Seein' the trees for the forest, while noticing if said forest is coniferous or deciduous, or perhaps mixed; of which said forest itself part of the local climatological zone, which is then ultimately part the ecological biome," etc...
Ultimately, I'm really good at being pretty dang OK with a lot of things, from making tasty food quickly, knowing who did what in musical groups, explaining certain complexities in a simple manner, singing harmony, knowing a little about a lot, and a lot about a little (AKA being the guy you want on your trivia team),
odd meters, being enthusiastic to the point of exhaustion, over-analysis, intentional malaprops, figuring out melodies on stringed instruments (harmony as well), being parenthetical (duh) and sleeping in.
I don't specialize, I diversify...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Not sure, since I haven't received any feedback lately. The fact I look rather young/elvish/impish (one of my friends refers to me as "tomte") and that my countenance and stature emit a surprisingly basso profundo voce are probably in there somewhere.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. the available technology to ascertain my myriad curiosities
2. hot water (or the means to heat non-hot water)
3. my ability to hear
4. my ability to think
5. my autonomy (in the micro and to a certain degree macro levels) sense of the absurd
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I seem to have a lot more in common "match"-wise with people younger than myself on this site, and why that kinda both weirds me out and makes me feel a bit relieved.
And also why so many people on here can't seem to spell "The Coen Brothers," "Quentin Tarantino," and "Hayao Miyazaki" properly, yet are "huge fans" of them. No really...
Where I came from, how I got here, and where I may be going.
Why there are so many profile names on this site that include the the letters "PDX," and "taco." This seems to be coupled with a rise in people displaying fake mustaches in their photos.
Human frailty.
Why everybody and their second-cousin-twice removed love "TED Talks" when in reality the whole thing's really fucking wack
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Other than their first 2 or 3 movies, I Fucking HATE Wes Anderson and Quentin Tarantino as filmmakers. No sorry, they suck; they suck because they've become a product that is miscatagorized as "Auteur Filmmaking."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need help with playing a stringed or percussive musical instrument or want to play one with another person/jam/record/rock out/be the next most awesome flavor of the month in the music-o-sphere

(And FYI, fucking ukeleles don't apply as a "musical instrument" unless your phone number has an 808 area code.

You wanna swap recipes for any number of foodstyles.

You need a chess partner or trivia teammate.

You're both solitary, and gregarious, and understand when each is applicable.