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Ill_Make_U_Laugh

44 Bellingham, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:50am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First of all, for your convenience, I'm quite googlable. Go ahead. Try it: Roderick Kimball

Meanwhile...
This morning I caught myself saying, "you're the one, buddy." to a pill before I ate it. I think I'm ready for a relationship.

I recently finished a book. Go to Amazon. Search "Path Puzzles". Yup, that's it.

I'm actually a little bit famous because I'm a Flying Karamazov Brother. If this means something to you, maybe that's a plus for both of us.

INTJ

Six of the following seven facts about me are true:

I sent a Big Mac on a cab ride through the Portuguese
countryside.

I sang “Godless America” on stage at Carnegie Hall.

I made bottled water come out Rosie O’Donnel’s nose.

I climbed Mount Fuji wearing only a tri-cornered hat.

Reality TV and $100,000 got me half a house in Florida.

I informed Frank Perdue that there are chickens which lay green
eggs.

I'm my own eleventh cousin, once removed.

All of the following is true: I grew up in Maine. I have great
friends. I can get a little geeky when it comes to science, math
and music. I'm in a band that I love. My work takes me to some fun and interesting places--Hong Kong, Lisbon, Bologna, Amsterdam, Peoria, Shanghai, Stockholm, London, Madrid... I can balance my checkbook. I can get my hands dirty but I clean up pretty good too.

My first book is at the printer right now (08-25-2013)

I am fairly empathetic. I take Wednesdays off. I love wine. My
favourite holiday is Thanksgiving and I have a great family.

I have a go bag, complete with wooden stakes, holy water, silver
bullets and sardines.

I can play 'Taps' in overtones with an electric toothbrush. If you don't know what the #*%! I'm talking about, don't worry about it. If you do, I like you already.

I am creative, gregarious, and smart.

I believe that good, honest, full communication is what makes
everything else work. If you disagree with me, I would love to talk
to you about it. :)

If you like what you see, gimme some stars. If I rated you highly
too, the nice robot will tell us.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have two great jobs. I work at the Museum of Mathematics, helping people understand the math they're looking at.
aaaand,
I'm actually a little bit famous because I'm a Flying Karamazov Brother. If this means something to you, maybe that's a plus for both of us. I put smiles on people's faces. It's actually my job. I'm an entertainer, juggler, musician, carpenter, friend.
I just finished a book of puzzles.
I ride my bike a lot.
I'm also writing a novel. It's a funny sci-fi thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, punctuality, dropping some science, (physics major) making sense, getting animals to like me, making chili, balancing the books, making chicken soup.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. I'm on time.
2. I'm lime green.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Life of Pi, The Kite Runner, Shogun, Dawkins, Gladwell, Hawking, Clan of the Cave Bear, The Princess Bride, The Man who Loved only Numbers, Douglas Adams, 1984, Animal Farm, Of Mice and Men, The Time Traveller's Wife, The Book of Bunny Suicides, Longitude, (a lot of people have The Alchemist and Catcher in the Rye on their book lists I liked both of these, but I would put them among my favourites. I have a suspicion that some do because these books are "cool". If you actually loved them, great. I'm not much of a bandwagon jumper, I guess.)

Movies: Mary and Max (Holy shit, it's good. Just watch it. If you love it, I like you.) The Prestige, A night in Casablanca, Synechdoche New York, Mary Poppins, Brokeback Mountain, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, I am Legend, Shakes the Clown, Pan’s Labyrinth, Goodfellas, District 9,

Music: James Brown, Cake, Bach, Paolo Conte, Beastie Boys, Sharon Jones, Black-eyed Peas, Balkan Beat box, Eagles, Gorillaz, Cash, Jimmy Smith, Jacko, Beatles, Groove Armada, Herbie Hancock

Food: French, Ethiopian, French, Japanese, French, Indian &French
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Seems most everybody has Friends, Family, Coffee and/or Wine in this list. I agree. Those things are great, and indeed, the going would get pretty tough without them. However, since this is a place to show how gosh darn special we all are:

Food & cooking (this might have gone in the list above, but there's a lot to talk about here and it's important, so...) I LOOOVE me some cheese. Indian is wonderful and I'd like to be able to make it better. I've got a killer Salmon thing I'll make you if I get the chance. Ethiopian is tasty and fun. Not so much Chinese. Sorry. I love French but I don't cook a lot of it.

Parks and walking in them as slowly as I want.

Whatever I'm reading at the time. I try being without a book sometimes. It never works out.

Intimacy

A sense of purpose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future

I just reread this, "The future" and realized that it reminds me of that goofy speech Linda Hamilton does at the end of The Terminator. Makes me feel dorky. I left it because I've been told that dorkiness is among my most endearing qualities. I also really enjoy thinking about the process of evolution and it's many manifestations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a lot of "typical" in my life. That's by design. I usually have my nights out "during the week". (what night isn't during the week, anyway?)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid, I hooked one pole of a 9V battery to my top braces and the other pole to my bottom braces. DON'T DO THIS. I heard popping noises and my vision went totally white until I disconnected. You can let me know if you think there's any permanent damage.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Anything I've said her strikes a chord with you. Or you like my picture. Or you just feel like it, even if you don't know why.

It would also be great if you're really smart and also not one of those people who is always apologizing for no reason.