This morning I caught myself saying, "you're the one, buddy." to a pill before I ate it. I think I'm ready for a relationship.
I recently finished a book. Go to Amazon. Search "Path Puzzles". Yup, that's it.
I'm actually a little bit famous because I'm a Flying Karamazov Brother. If this means something to you, maybe that's a plus for both of us.
Six of the following seven facts about me are true:
I sent a Big Mac on a cab ride through the Portuguese
I sang “Godless America” on stage at Carnegie Hall.
I made bottled water come out Rosie O’Donnel’s nose.
I climbed Mount Fuji wearing only a tri-cornered hat.
Reality TV and $100,000 got me half a house in Florida.
I informed Frank Perdue that there are chickens which lay green
I'm my own eleventh cousin, once removed.
All of the following is true: I grew up in Maine. I have great
friends. I can get a little geeky when it comes to science, math
and music. I'm in a band that I love. My work takes me to some fun and interesting places--Hong Kong, Lisbon, Bologna, Amsterdam, Peoria, Shanghai, Stockholm, London, Madrid... I can balance my checkbook. I can get my hands dirty but I clean up pretty good too.
I am fairly empathetic. I take Wednesdays off. I love wine. My
favourite holiday is Thanksgiving and I have a great family.
I have a go bag, complete with wooden stakes, holy water, silver
bullets and sardines.
I can play 'Taps' in overtones with an electric toothbrush. If you don't know what the #*%! I'm talking about, don't worry about it. If you do, I like you already.
I am creative, gregarious, and smart.
I believe that good, honest, full communication is what makes
everything else work. If you disagree with me, I would love to talk
to you about it. :)
If you like what you see, gimme some stars. If I rated you highly
too, the nice robot will tell us.