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Illaskabear

31 M Anchorage, AK

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Own a small business, like cooking, hiking, slow-pitch softball, gin (the alcohol), poker (the card game), Settlers (of Catan), building campfires in the woods, and when I'm drunk I start talking about Game Theory. I'm simultaneously very serious about everything (life is too short to waste on small talk--let's start analyzing how our fucked-up families have molded the person we've become), and very serious about nothing (let's make inappropriate jokes about cancer).
What I’m doing with my life
Just opened a tutoring center.
I’m really good at
Parallel parking, sprinting, figuring out marginal tax rates, darts, pool, eating a Chipotle burrito in under two minutes. Challenging you to a Chipotle burrito speed-eating contest. Crying into my Qdoba burrito because there's no Chipotle up here.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty no-nonsense. I think you get a decent idea of who I am within the first minute of meeting me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Infinite Jest, The Truman Show, Breaking Bad, Radiohead, red meat.
The six things I could never do without
1. Internet
2. Diet Coke
3. Dr. Jeff Masters' Wunderblog
4. NPR
5. Trees
6. Not mosquitoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Usually I'm trying to whittle down the list of activities that are unambiguously good for the world. Also, politics, science, baseball statistics, Star Trek, religion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying a quiet evening in; playing Settlers/Poker/Cards Against Humanity; making some form of bread.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My fascination with wild edible plants probably comes from the fact that I'm worried that some day I'll be poor and homeless and have to live off the land to survive.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to have a interesting conversation about anything in my profile. I swear I'm not normally as Ron Swansonish as I sound here, I'm just feeling that way tonight.