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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 2
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Own a small business, like cooking, hiking, slow-pitch softball, gin (the alcohol), poker (the card game), Settlers (of Catan), building campfires in the woods, and when I'm drunk I start talking about Game Theory. I'm simultaneously very serious about everything (life is too short to waste on small talk--let's start analyzing how our fucked-up families have molded the person we've become), and very serious about nothing (let's make inappropriate jokes about cancer).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just opened a tutoring center.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking, sprinting, figuring out marginal tax rates, darts, pool, eating a Chipotle burrito in under two minutes. Challenging you to a Chipotle burrito speed-eating contest. Crying into my Qdoba burrito because there's no Chipotle up here.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty no-nonsense. I think you get a decent idea of who I am within the first minute of meeting me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Infinite Jest, The Truman Show, Breaking Bad, Radiohead, red meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Internet
2. Diet Coke
3. Dr. Jeff Masters' Wunderblog
4. NPR
5. Trees
6. Not mosquitoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Usually I'm trying to whittle down the list of activities that are unambiguously good for the world. Also, politics, science, baseball statistics, Star Trek, religion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying a quiet evening in; playing Settlers/Poker/Cards Against Humanity; making some form of bread.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My fascination with wild edible plants probably comes from the fact that I'm worried that some day I'll be poor and homeless and have to live off the land to survive.
You should message me if
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You want to have a interesting conversation about anything in my profile. I swear I'm not normally as Ron Swansonish as I sound here, I'm just feeling that way tonight.