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IllusionBomb

25 M Long Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:34pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Have you read the latest gossip on him? "It's Jarred! What a fella! I bet he's sort of tall, if ya squint!" But all yolking aside, omeletting you get to know me and what I'm all about with some prose, Joes!

I own a Misfits wallet because when I was 8 I thought that loving The Haunted Mansion at Disneyland made me a Misfit. I didn't know who The Misfits actually were until I was 16.

I have a world record on a bubble-popping arcade game called Buster Bros. ¡Que asco!

Looking for a boy who has never uttered the phrase, "Music is my life!" or "I LOVE music." WHO DOESN'T?! OH WHAT AN INDIVIDUAL, YOU LOVE MUSIC. WHO DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE MUSIC?!

I love stand-up comedy: reading about it, watching it, going to it, listening to podcasts about it, and talking about the history of it!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going to school for Broadcast Production and working as a Video Editor.
I’m really good at
I happen to have a knack for knowing things that are kinda obscure but really aren't that obscure at all. Which means I'm really good at nothing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Buster Bros.
Buster Bros.
Buster Bros.
Buster Bros.
Buster Bros.
The six things I could never do without
1. My laptop
2. My television
3. My DVD player
4. My lids
5. Mah dick
6. Mah dick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Interest rates on different Certificates of Deposit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm totally random.

P.S.: I HATE THE WORD RANDOM
I’m looking for
  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You wear baseball hats. That's all I look for in a guy.