I don't want to bore you death by explaining what an amazing guy I am by attaching to my name a bunch of yawn inducing adjectives. I'm sure you have already read generic profiles at least 1000 times here. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? Why not shake things up and start with the bad stuff – I am very impulsive and can be restless at times, I get seasick easy, I cried twice like a girl when I watched “Hachi: A Dog's Tale” I cuss too often, and fall asleep too early with the T.V on. I'm a morning person and love to get up early on my days off, which seems to drive late sleepers nuts, Can you relate? I have little patience for Christians and Conservatives – I feel as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?
She would always sneer at me out of the corner of her mouth as if she knew something I didn't. The Mint schnapps would slowly drip from her swirling glass, staining the pre 90s white carpet. "Better wipe that up," she would purr. Her ancient, gold teeth shimmering in the hot autumn sun. As I bend over to wipe the floor, she abruptly stops me. "No honey... here," as she gestures to her antique loins.
Everything I am good at is nearly worthless. I can hit a fastball, ride a bike backwards and solve differenital equations. I can build a computer from scratch but don't ask me why your laptop has a virus (your dad was probably looking at naked ladies).
Also i'm very good at Twiddlin' my tits at work while secretly viewing oKcupid profiles.
Books: Wish I was more of a reader but things of a technical or factual nature is about as far as it goes with me. I do enjoy reading about history.
Movies: I love my movies. I have an extensive list much too long for this. A few are Oldboy, A river runs through it, Jude "movie adaptation of Jude the Obscure from Thomas Hardy", Kill bill, sheesh more to be added later.
Oh, best t.v show ever Northern Exposure! I also love "Game of Thrones".
4. Pizzas over 16" across.
5. Butts. They are nice to watch.
6. Homeless shelter giveaways. I just like free bricks of cheese!
2.WOW how can a guy this sexy be all alone? It couldn't possibly be my arrogance. Could it?
3. ???.. oh sorry was day dreaming.
4. Why wasn't I a trust fund baby?
5. MMM... Donuts
Just fyi my Myers-Briggs type is INFP