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Ilyushin96

23 M Warrington, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In real life I'm actually incredibly boring with a slightly odd fascination with gingerbread people and people who use the word 'like' more than four times in a sentence. Apart from that, it's mainly skydiving and pot noodles for me. Though not necessarily at the same time.

I'd like to think I'm a laid back kinda guy who enjoys a good, entertaining conversation. I know how to make pancakes and my variation of beans-on-toast has yet to kill anyone – unlike some of the other things I can ‘cook’, which seem to maim at random. On the plus side, I do come with my own wind-up torch for use in emergencies and I have the ability to absorb usual trivia like an old carpet. This does rather unfortunately render me fairly useless at pub quizzes, unless of course there is a power cut (or the answer is ‘wake vortices’, which it NEVER is). I’m the guy that always walks into the glass window or the lamppost – you should never let me near roller-blades or a pogo stick – and if you ask me to do something daft for the sake of your entertainment, I most probably will. I like to have a laugh, preferably not on my own, and I’m here just to meet other interesting and hopefully like-minded people. Oh, and I know how to use a fridge.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Someone once said you should be the change you wish to see in the world. This normally means you'll find me standing in front of a car park ticket machine trying very hard to be a fifty pence piece.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
falling up stairs or walking into windows...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm wearing sunglasses? Or that I've just walked into a window. Or that awkward moment when you wave at someone and someone who's in the same line of sight waves back.... totally not me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Argh! Where to begin?!

Does anyone else read three or four books at the same time and then get the plots slightly confuzzled when you switch from one to another?? No? Just me then...

Will watch any film unless it's horror and then I'll take the occasional peek from cowering behind the sofa. Love American TV shows like Greys Anatomy, House, ER etc etc et blah blah blah...

Now, don't judge me BUT Dominos pizza.... I have been living without Dominos for faaaar too long!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
fun conversation
laughing with friends
camera
zombie apocalypse contingency plan... just joking, I'd be one of the first to go
those little moments in life where you can sit back and think, yeah... this is brilliant

after much controversy, I am removing oxygen from this list... that is, until I can't hold my breath for any longer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what would happen if Pinocchio said "my nose is about to grow"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
under the illusion it's still Thursday...

My "working week" is never an actual week. So it depends! Sometimes for me, 'Friday' is on a Monday, or a Sunday...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am incapable of catching trains. Maybe I just need a bigger net.

Also, apparently, I have almost no pictures without my sunglasses on. It's not exactly a private thing - just a sad truth.
You should message me if
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if you're interesting and funny... or an axe-wielding psychopath - I'd just like to find out what makes you tick...

If acronyms such as AF, GT or TO/GA mean the same thing to you as they do me...