I'm looking for companions to help me solve crimes and go to parties in the 1850's and maybe or maybe not fight ruthless monsters that could possibly destroy you or leave you stranded in another dimension. Yeah... forget that last bit, eh?
Okay I shouldn't say companion. That's so old-fashioned. Associate. I'm looking for associates. That's better.
If you think you fit the bill, maybe we could meet up for texting and scones.