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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:55pm
6' 5" (1.96m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Wants kids
Has dogs and Has cats
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding chores around my house
Raising super adorable animals
Choosing and executing obscure Halloween costumes
Failing to remember things I'm good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing whatsoever; I'm a ninja of the highest level and therefore mostly invisible. Or in the event I'm off the ninja-clock, being 6'5" tends to draw the eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most recent reads: Red Country by Joe Abercrombie (great), Lisey's Story (great), the Age of Miracles (OK), Lolita (amazing)

Current read: The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera

The New Girl makes me laugh uncontrollably. Dexter is still one of the best shows on TV. The Walking Dead cliffhanger makes me want to freeze myself until February so I can be thawed out and not have to wait. Ron Swanson is perhaps the best niche character. Arrested Development will probably always be the funniest show, ever.

As for music, I desperately want the re-release of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness to be on my shelf and also my hard drive. Many others fit that, but that one is on my mind right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Family, Friends, and Pets
2) Books
3) Music
4) Nostalgic remembrances of things from decades past that make me feel suddenly older when I realize how long ago said things actually were (did you know that the Spin Doctors were popular 20 years ago?)
5) Great beer
6) Aerobic cellular respiration (well, and anaerobic too)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying the regular cessation of work with a beer or great food, friends, a concert, a movie, anything to give thanks for the upcoming days off during which I will do my best to ignore all the house projects I should be doing.
You should message me if
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You are pretty nerdy, intelligent, into Harry Potter, love the Colorado microbrewing culture, or perhaps you just want to? Oh, and also sexy foreign female spies a la Bond movies, that'd be cool too.