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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 20
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I live in a tiny studio apartment that will make you laugh at me. I still have all of my teeth. I run, play music part-time professionally, and try to avoid falling into thorn bushes and giant factory cogs. I am currently wearing a red hat (no seriously, look at the picture; alright maybe it's sort of orange). Though admittedly, I have no idea what hat, if any, I'm wearing by the time you are reading this.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as an Office Manager/Front-Desk receptionist. My office life is all well and good, but primarily I focus on music. I'm active in the South Shore and Boston music scenes, hosting weekly open mics, and gigging out consistently, doing weddings, bars, private events, lodges, et a whole bunch of cetera. When I'm not doing all that, I'm disclosing deep intimate details of what I'm doing with my life to online dating websites.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trying things and never giving up, drinking water, positioning lamps in rooms for optimal ahhhmbiance. I enjoy exercise, particularly running.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Pavement, Radiohead, R.E.M., Liz Phair, Wussy, Nirvana, Randy Newman, blink-182, Atmosphere, Eminem, Wipers, Fountains of Wayne, Cloud Nothings, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, My Bloody Valentine, Aztec Camera, Ingrid Michelson Brand New, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Pixies, Tori Amos, Dinosaur Jr, Coheed and Cambria, Weird Al, Flight of the Concords, Tenacious D, John Mayer, Norah Jones, Aimee Mann, Lucinda Williams, Beatles, Allman Brothers Band, Bon Iver, Northstar, etcetera etcetera etcetera etcetera..

Comics: Dave Attell, Doug Stanhope, Louis CK, Mitch Hedberg, Todd Barry, Patrice O'Neal, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Ron White, Joan Rivers, Marc Maron, Lewis Black, Maria Bamford, John Mulaney, Groucho Marx, Bill Burr, Jim Norton, Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby, Amy Shumer, Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Joey Diaz, Lunelle, Junior Stopka

Movies: (generally silly, feel good stuff): Hot Rod, Heavyweights, Good Will Hunting, Annie Hall, Bottle Rocket, and then some

Books: Room, Of Mice and Men, Catcher in the Rye, Oh The Places You'll Go, and other things you read in high school.

Shows: Clerks The Cartoon, Louie, Kids In The Hall, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, ADVENTURE TIME, Always Sunny, The Wire, and yes, fine, professional wrestling.

Food: I eat exclusively fruit bored from the exotic palm trees of Bora Bora.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, friends, outdoors, hating yourself, then loving yourself, then accepting reality for what it is, which isn't that bad at all.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not getting hit by cars
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing out solo acoustic sets at bars/restaurants almost always these days, but usually am able to see some friends or watch a movie by the nights end.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have only like three jeans and I plan not to get new ones until they completely splinter into the ether. I hope you still like me.
You should message me if
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If you like and can quote Clerks the Cartoon and can show me how to put on a scarf.