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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:54pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate these things. You know everyone is just going to bullshit, or at the very least exaggerate. Well I'm not. Here is me. A guy. I have two arms, two legs, one head, and the various other appendages associated with my sex. I have likes. I have dislikes. Friends, family, and I daresay I have a few people in my life that frown when they see me but cheer when I leave. Still, C'est la vie and all that.

But anyway, enough about me. I want to know about you. I want to know your hopes and dreams, your aspirations. Your loves and losses. Pets and pet peeves. Best friends and arch-enemies.

Ideally, I'm looking for someone to point out my faults with a smile. Maybe watch the odd movie with me and complain that the main actress looks too thin to be attractive. And also, if possible, laugh at my jokes in that its-not-really-that-funny-but-I'll-laugh-because-you-look-so-enthused kind of way. But mainly I want to meet someone who knows what she wants and since you are on this site that's a pretty good start. See, I like you already!

Debates are fun, arguments are boring. Stay away from religion, it’s the devil’s work, and remember that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
What I’m doing with my life
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Doing some shop work right now (hey it pays the bills) but I'm trying to get into doing some admin work (in the hope it leads to slightly more money then just 'bill paying' status).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, always been able to do that. Giving advice (only when asked), listening to people’s woes. Writing poetry and short stories. Debating, cooking, playing poker, giving massages, playing computer games (I’m a natural geek) and various other, more tedious, stuff; making tea being one. I’d say sex as well but who is going to believe my word for it?

I've also just taken up Life-drawing. Completely new to it but I have found I have some talent for it. At least that's what the people there say and why should I disbelieve them when it makes me feel good? :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I don't look my age. Something I will appreciate when I get to my forties..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books – Anything by Pratchett, George R R Martin, Trudi Canavan, Brent Weeks, Dan Brown, Jasper Fforde, J K Rowling, Christopher Paolini and my favourite of them all, John Brosnan (look him up)

Movies – Shawshank (natch), Matrix tril, LOTR, Batman tril, Die Hard 1, 2 & 3 (never see 4 and 5, they just ruin the rest) Star Wars saga, Snatch, anything by Monty Python, and a few others. I quite like films from the early 90s. Ever seen 'With Honors'? Great movie, check YouTube. Its on there in about 7 small parts.

Shows - Family Guy, House, Bones, Frasier, South Park, Archer, Gotham, Elementary, Sherlock, Doctor Who, anything British from the 80s (golden age television), Game of Thrones (THE BOOKS ARE BETTER!).

Music – Anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: My laptop
2: My car
3: Whatever computer console I happen to be playing at the time.
4: Interesting YouTube videos
5: Great books
6: Great films
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, particularly American, it both scares and entertains me in equal measure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows? Don’t exactly live my nights by a plan. Not exactly a big clubber but I do like spending time with friends, movies, bowling. Whatever is happening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There is nothing about me that I am not willing to share. I don't know if this makes me boring or not. I'm sure I have a few scandalous secrets that are so secretive I have forgotten. If not I'm sure we could come up with some together.
You should message me if
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If you want to meet someone that also hates the dating game that we are all being forced to play. We can bitch about it together. Won't that be fun?