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30 Manchester, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:58pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate these things. You know everyone is just going to bullshit, or at the very least exaggerate. I did. When I first wrote my profile I wanted to appear optimistic and just like the kinda guy all the women stereotypically want. “I’m witty, smart, romantic and not bad in the kitchen either” was my opening line. I myself almost fell asleep when reading it. I realised that my attempt to sound safe, and non-taboo, had worked too well. I now sounded safer than a triple-thick condom, all safety and no feeling. So, I’m changing that right now! Bring on the real me.

Ideally, I'm looking for someone to point out my faults with a smile. Maybe watch the odd movie with me and complain that the main actress looks too thin to be attractive. And also, if possible, laugh at my jokes in that its-not-really-that-funny-but-I'll-laugh-because-you-look-so-enthused kind of laugh. You interested?

Debates are fun, arguments are boring. Stay away from religion, it’s the devil’s work and remember that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Who knows. Right now I'm just chilling doing shop work and thinking how best to use my degree now that I have it. Thinking about writing some EBooks, much more money in it than traditional publishing, and/or doing a masters next year when I can afford to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, always been able to do that. Improv comedy, giving advice, listening to people’s woes. Writing poetry and short stories. Debating, cooking, playing poker, giving massages, playing computer games (I’m a natural geek) and various other, more tedious, stuff; making tea being one. I’d say sex as well but who is going to believe my word for it?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I don't look anywhere near how old I am is mentioned all the time. Until recently it was my evil henchman like beard but the beard is gone, sorry to disappoint.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books – Anything by Pratchett, George R R Martin, Trudi Canavan, Brent Weeks, Dan Brown (sorry), Jasper Fforde, J K Rowling, Christopher Paolini and my favourite of them all, John Brosnan (look him up)

Movies – Shawshank (natch), Matrix tril, LOTR, Batman tril, Die Hard 1, 2 & 3 (never see 4 and 5, they just ruin the rest) Star Wars saga, Snatch, anything by Monty Python, and a few others. I quite like films from the early 90s. Ever seen 'With Honors'? Great movie, check YouTube. Its on there in about 7 small parts.

Shows - Family Guy, House, Bones, Frasier, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, South Park, Archer, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones (THE BOOKS ARE BETTER!).

Music – Anything. Although 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' by Eric Idle always cheers me up and I think Justin Beiber is terrible, and the entire country music genre can go jump off a cliff.

Food – my Achilles heel. I’m a fussy eater. Better than I used to be but still pretty bad. Thankfully I still eat meat otherwise I would have died long ago.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: Oxygen
2: Drink
3: Food
4: Funny YouTube videos
5: Great books
6: Great films
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...the answers to all these questions;
1. Why do they put the word 'Congratulations' on birthday cards? What are you being congratulated on, not dying?
2. When does stubble on a man's face go from sexy to unkempt?
3. How does Matthew McConaughey still find work?
4. When will people stop saying 'Evolution is just a theory' and actually look up what a scientific theory is?
5. When will American politics become more than simply junk food for the brain?
6. Can journalism ever be considered a noble profession again?
7. Do I look better with or without glasses (feedback on this would be appreciated.
8. And finally; When the zombie apocalypse finally does occur will living in a country without guns seem like such a good idea?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows? Don’t exactly live my nights by a plan. Not exactly a big clubber but I do like spending time with friends, movies, bowling. Whatever is happening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm scared of black holes. Weird I know :-)
You should message me if
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If you want to meet someone that hates the dating game that we are all being forced to play. We can bitch about it together. Won't that be fun?