I'm single and I'm not laughing about it. I used to love being alone, but I now realize that there's plenty of time to be alone (and to sleep) when I'm dead. So I'd like to be alive and in a relationship with someone who is also alive. That being said, I'm also open to dating a sexy vampire.
Thanks for meeting me down here at paragraph #3. Either you're reading this essay out of morbid curiosity or you have a genuine interest in finding out more about me. Either way, I'll take it.
Lately, I've been taking trips up to the Catskills, which is quickly becoming my favorite part of New York state. I'd like to buy a house somewhere up there in them thar hills. Investing in real estate scares me. I'm trying to get over it. Is it a commitment issue? Yes. Does it mean that I can't commit to a compatible female? No, as long as our appreciation for each other rises by 5% every year.