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ImBiSolar

43 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–44
  • Near me

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an intelligent, gainfully employed, creatively-inclined, well-read, reasonably attractive, very fit but otherwise pretty much just your standard-issue never-married Midwestern-born Man. I'm nothing special. Don't get your hopes up.

I'm always up for a miserable night out or just a nice quiet terrible night in watching a bad movie on basic cable because I don't have Netflix.

I used to love being alone, but I now realize that there's plenty of time to be alone when I'm dead. So I'd like to be alive and in a relationship with someone who is also alive. That being said, I'm open to dating a hot vampire lady.

I'm looking for a partner in thought-crime.

Either you're reading this summary out of morbid curiosity or you have a genuine interest in finding out more about me. Either way, I'm shocked and a bit embarrassed for you, but I'll take it. You're probably a fun person who will enjoy my sense of--aww...who am I kidding? Nobody is reading this paragraph.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've worked for a very long time in entertainment marketing. I use the phrase "Now...they're about to discover" a lot at my job. I spend my spare time publishing dating profiles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oh...a bunch of things. If you need someone to toast your bagel, I'm your man. Got a flat bike tire? Booyah! I got a pump. Ever seen a dude make a Halloween costume out of a garbage bag? Check me out on Oct 31st. (Look for the plastic Batman.) Bring it: treadmill running, sidewalk shoveling, movie ticket buying, shirt selecting, paper tossing, Tetris playing, I'm good at all that stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The shape-shifting ghostly presence that follows me into every room.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've found that having any of this stuff in common guarantees nothing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My portal into another dimension in which everyone has portals into other dimensions.
My major organs
Witness protection
Fourteen #2 pencils bound by a red bow.
My iPhone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I'm eating too much cheese. I have a limit; trust me, you don't want to know more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Robbing liquor stores. Don't worry, I never use a gun...that's loaded.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I grew up in North Dakota. It's true. I'm admitting it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you've finished reading all of this stuff and you are still interested.

I should probably add that I'm not crazy about smokers. Ditto for Republicans. Hell, I'm not crazy about crazy people.

Your cat will probably make me sneeze.