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42 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–44
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:14am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You could throw a rock down Flatbush and hit twelve guys just like me. I'm an intelligent, gainfully employed, creatively-inclined, well-read, reasonably attractive, very fit but otherwise a standard-issue never-married Midwestern-born Brooklyn man.

I'm single and I'm not laughing about it. I used to love being alone, but I now realize that there's plenty of time to be alone (and to sleep) when I'm dead. So I'd like to be alive and in a relationship with someone who is also alive. That being said, I'm also open to dating a sexy vampire.

Thanks for meeting me down here at paragraph #3. Either you're reading this essay out of morbid curiosity or you have a genuine interest in finding out more about me. Either way, I'll take it.

Lately, I've been taking trips up to the Catskills, which is quickly becoming my favorite part of New York state. I'd like to buy a house somewhere up there in them thar hills. Investing in real estate scares me. I'm trying to get over it. Is it a commitment issue? Yes. Does it mean that I can't commit to a compatible female? No, as long as our appreciation for each other rises by 5% every year.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've worked for a very long time in entertainment marketing. I use the phrase "Now...they're about to discover" a lot at my job. I spend my spare time hanging out with my friends, playing Words with Friends and publishing dating profiles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oh...a bunch of things. If you need someone to toast your bagel, I'm your man. Got a flat bike tire? Booyah! I got a pump. Ever seen a dude make a Halloween costume out of a garbage bag? Check me out on Oct 31st. (Look for the plastic Batman.) Bring it: treadmill running, sidewalk shoveling, movie ticket buying, shirt selecting, paper tossing, Tetris playing, I'm good at all that stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out! how well I blend in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've found that having any of this stuff in common guarantees nothing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
FiOS Internet
Tempur-pedic mattress
The people I like.
The Words With Friends paid app
Hand sanitizer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lunch, coffee breaks and stupid things I wrote a few minutes ago that I now regret. Travel plans occupy my mind more than I occupy hotel rooms.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...still hung over from Thursday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I grew up in North Dakota.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'ve finished reading all of this stuff and you are still interested.

I should probably add that I'm not crazy about smokers. Ditto for Republicans. Hell, I'm not crazy about crazy people.