I'm always up for a miserable night out or just a nice quiet terrible night in watching a bad movie on basic cable because I don't have Netflix.
I used to love being alone, but I now realize that there's plenty of time to be alone when I'm dead. So I'd like to be alive and in a relationship with someone who is also alive. That being said, I'm open to dating a hot vampire lady.
I'm looking for a partner in thought-crime.
Either you're reading this summary out of morbid curiosity or you have a genuine interest in finding out more about me. Either way, I'm shocked and a bit embarrassed for you, but I'll take it. You're probably a fun person who will enjoy my sense of--aww...who am I kidding? Nobody is reading this paragraph.