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ImIvar

29 M Fort Myers, FL

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 10, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Someone once told me I am very tree like. Perhaps keep that in mind as you scroll past the majority of words on this page. Or maybe you'll meticulously peruse sentence by sentence to produce inferences on my potential underlying personality traits.
Ok, well if i were a tree I would have fractal growth patterns right? And I would probably have some mycelial symbionts helping mediate my micro nutrient intake. Oh and I would have to eat the sun..?

I'm very dedicated to the people and things I love. I will go out of my way to see a positive result.

Some random word vomit to help you put something together:

wave fields, soccer, type 2 super nova(i guess i should just be thankful i have a star even if it will never explode), sleeping, jigsaw puzzles, confusing you, long road trips, wishing I could talk to bums without them possibly hurting me, bass guitar, windows for workgroups, tryptamines, working on a doodle for days and still consider it a doodle instead of a superior example of artistic mastery, coffee for breakfast and then real breakfast and then after breakfast coffee, music on almost all the time, lucid dreaming, music while lucid dreaming, β− decay, not knowing when to stop typing,
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working towards becoming a full time superhuman or at least the nearest achievable analogue.

My main line of work at the moment is remodeling homes. I usually spend my weekdays in Central florida(lakeland, bartow, frostproof, fort meade, etc..) and my weekends are spent in Ft Myers & Lehigh acres.

My life feels more exciting and inviting every day. I'm always on the hunt for ways to show myself what I don't know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a good handyman, I can fix the majority of problems a person runs into with home ownership. The same applies with electronics/computers.
I'm a superior gardener. Set me loose on your lawn and you'll have a jungle in no time
I'm a very good listener and learner. Absorbing information comes easily for me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my name! Usually i have to say it twice, sometimes i have to spell it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/Authors/Writers
Carl sagan!, Richard Feynman, Sam Harris, Ray Kurzweil, Carl Jung, Richard Dawkins, Terence Mckenna, Saul Williams, Christopher Hitchens, Leo Tolstoy, Mark Twain, Theodor Seuss Geisel, Shel Silverstein...

The Stinky Cheese Man, Ming Lo Moves the Mountain, Johnathan Livingston Seagull, Games People Play, Contact, ...

Musics
Beck, Weezer, Blur, Sublime, Simon & Garfunkel, Beirut, St. Vincent, Arcade Fire, Harry Nilsson, Dr. Dre, The Doors, Chad VanGaalen, Dave Matthews Band, Jay Z, Gorillaz, Broken Bells, Die Antwoord, Fleet Foxes, King Crimson, Jack White, M.I.A., Les Claypool, Three Dog Night, Mr Bungle, Of Montreal, Tool, Pinback, Static-x, Radiohead, The Beatles, They Might Be Giants, Wim Mertens, The Eels, Andrew Bird, Brian Wilson!, The Beach Boys, The Flaming lips, Garage A Trois, Iron & Wine, Jonsi, Sigur Ros, Will Smith, White Stripes, Ratatat, Lady Gaga, Outkast, Islands, Bobby McFerrin, Buckethead, MGMT, The Fiery Furnaces, ... {after reviewing this list it seems so silly and incomplete..}

TV/Movie

Office Space, Visioneers, Slumdog Millionaire, Rain Man, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, The Truman Show, Contact, Dogma, Back to the Future I II & II, The Point, Six String Samurai, ...

Ideal, The Office, Weeds, Parks & Rec, Trailer Park Boys, UFC, Futurama, Gordon Ramsay, Myth Busters, Nova, Arrested Development, Curb your Enthusiam, Ren & Stimpy, anything with Sir David Attenburough, ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The strong force
The weak force
electromagnetism
gravity
...wait nvm there's only four.

------lets try again-----------
a sound to listen to
a fear to face
a subject to study
a twist to unravel
a hill to climb over
a friend to share with

-----or maybe you prefer-----
phone
water
foodz
shelter
my dog
air

----but seriously----
science
art
love
laughter
..hmm four again, maybe i'll add more later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
more than this little box can handle
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
it varies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are willing to kick my ass at any outdoor activity
you can teach me mandarin or latin
you are not afraid of dirt