"Who are you?" *taps a pencil to his teeth and makes a face before repeating:* "Who are you?"

Ok. Now that I have my "Breakfast Club" reference out of the way, I will continue with dissecting myself in a few paragraphs in the hopes of attracting others. (That's my sarcastic side)

Now, to get a few important points out...

I am married. My wife (SharpFierySag) , have been together for over five years total, we've been married for just over two, and have a 4 year old daughter.

*Watches a bunch of people hit the "back" button and continue their searches*

Right, so now that that is out of the way. While we are committed to each other, we are also polyamorous. If you don't know what that means, shoot me a message, and I will explain what it means to us, as the definition tends to change based on the people that use it.

Anyway, so...more about me.

Right...I hate these things. "Here, take this space, and fill out what you can that you think will turn other peoples' heads, and they will in turn take notice and wish to fuck you."

Really? Come on. Most people have looked at the pictures, and if they are interested after that, they move on to the words. They will then PERHAPS read them in their entirety, and at that point, make a decision whether or not to send a message, hoping that the other person will then like their pictures enough to get them to read their little summary of their self.

Oops. I just noticed I left out cynical down below. Oh well, they only let me have three. (EDIT: There we go, I simply added it to another field. Go me *high fives self*)

Anyway, I have decided that for this section, I would just kind of type what is on my mind, and hopefully, that will give you enough of an idea of my personality, that you can decide if I am someone you wish to meet further.

At this point, I will say that I tend to not have much of a self filter over my mouth, and I have a habit, (good or bad) of saying exactly what is on my mind. I tend to be a bit quiet in larger groups, but in smaller settings, I tend to be the one making people laugh.

I have recently moved to Chicago which has been a dream of mine for over 20 years. Finally being a part of that happening has been awesome, and I really look forward to fully exploring the city in all it's awesomeness.

I am funny, cynical, sarcastic, kinky, and opinionated

I am living it. I enjoy my life. I love spending time with my daughter and wife. I love playing MMOs and other video games, watching movies, chilling in front of TV, and watching movies. Shit...I said that already? Oh well.

Making people laugh. I am funny. I am not bragging, but it is true. Although, I will admit that I have a sarcastic sense of humor, and if you don't get sarcasm, I am probably not funny, and instead just an asshole.

My eyes. I have great blue eyes. I really do.

That I am not skinny. It's not a bad thing, and I don't say that out of some kind of self pity or anything. It's just the truth. I will say that while I am still not skinny, I have recently lost damn near 150 pounds. I am far more "normal" looking than "fat" looking now, but if that is really an issue one way or the other, it's probably best for both of us for you to just continue your search now. I despise the fat shaming that is so prevalent in our society.

Oh hell...this box might take a while.

Books: Anything dealing with quotes, either historical or from movies. John Sandford's "Prey" series. I read some Star Wars novels back in the day, but they have gotten progressively more terrible. I have been wanting to start Gates of Fire for the longest time, but the greek names throw me every time I try. I recently start The Count of Monte Cristo so next year I should finish it. [EDIT: it is twwo years later, and I still haven't finished it] I made a New Years resolution to read one book a month, and I got through half of Zen and the art of happiness on New Years Eve and never finished it. Yes, I know all of these titles should have capitol letters for each word...no I do not care enough to go back and change it. I am only a grammar nazi when it comes to their, there and they're, and a lot. ((IT IS TWO DAMN WORDS PEOPLE! PLEASE LEARN THIS))

Movies: Wow. Um...in no particular order other than the first 2: The Hustler, The Crow, Star Wars, Fight Club, Aliens, Blues Brothers, Breakfast Club, Heathers, Boondock Saints, The Big Lebowski, Predator (all of them including AvP 1 and 2), Equilibrium, Nightmare on Elm Street 1, 3, 4 and Freddy vs Jason, Hellraiser 1, 2, Tombstone, and a ton of others that would seriously destroy my wrists trying to type them all.

TV: The Shield is the best show ever made, and my favorite. Battlestar Galactica was the best science fiction that has been on in the last 20 years, and was a phenomenal show...up until the last half of the last episode. Firefly could have beaten out BSG if only there were more episodes. For what it is though, it was a great show. Currently, I love Archer, Son of Anarchy, Justified, Revolution, Fringe, Last Resort and Arrow

Music: Anything from Frank Sinatra, to Slipknot, to Eminem, to Blink 182, to Korn, to Jay Z, to Billy Joel, to just about anything except country. My favorite bands of all time include Iron Maiden, Anthrax and Nine Inch Nails I am a fan of a little classical, and recently, I have really been digging on rock/classical movie scores like 300.

Food: Pizza, steak. Those are my favorites. Judging by my pics, I am sure you can see though that I don't turn down too many foods other than veggies. I am a meat and potato guy through and through. Vegetarians are cool as long as they don't try and force their views or reasons for not eating meat down my throat. At that point, we may have issues. (By the way, that statement also fits for just about anything.)

My daughter.
My Wife.
My computer/cell phone.
My feet.
My right hand. ( I am right handed after all and would never be able to write properly with my left...why, what did you think I meant? :P)
Hollywood/LA/New York/Chicago (Movies, TV, and The Bears)

See above.

Honestly, this is kind of a bullshit redundant question. I just spent the better part of 30 minutes typing all that stuff up above, and another 30 minutes editing it after almost a year, now you ask me what I spend a lot of time thinking about?

Currently, I am thinking a lot about these questions.

Working, or hanging out at home, watching TV, playing games, or online chatting.

I have testicles.

I mean really? What kind of private moments were you hoping I would let loose on a public website?

You like to laugh, or you like bigger guys, or you like bigger guys that make you laugh. Or you like skinny guys, but can't find any that aren't douchebags, and don't mind a big guy as long as he puts out, (or makes you laugh.)