Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, it was this or Tinder...so I suppose its about time to take
this online dating thing a little more seriously. To this point,
its been...interesting. As I've gone through this process, I've
become more selective. But I'm definitely on the lookout for
someone who is lovin life and ready to have a good time!
But before I start, here are just a few notes to clear up some
things about who I am and what I'm looking for. Some are meant to
be funny, others....well, lets just say experience has made it
necessary to point a few things out...
* If you are formerly a lesbian or think you may be one...let's
just be friends.
* I love country music....that's not changing.
* I'm quite sarcastic and a social butterfly...that's not changing
* If your multiple cats are referred to as your "babies"...good
luck with your future endeavors.
* While I don't need to be seriously involved from the get-go, I'm
not going to waste weeks getting to "know each other"
electronically...forgive me when I don't respond to your 27th
* I don't care if your friends think you are "totally younger" than
what your age is, I have no interest in dating someone as old as my
Now that we have that settled...let's have some fun!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Career focused to climb the corporate ladder, frequenting the gym
to fend off stress and the occasional bad diet decisions, not being
home since I don't like being bored, just being awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. I'll fill this out later.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea. I think that since I'm only 5'7" that height would
probably be a good guess. Don't be judging!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Wow. I'm pretty open to new trying new things and keeping variety
in my life. I'm not a big book reader, just how I'm built. I do
like reading magazine articles and online reports to keep up with
For movies...too numerous to get into, but a few favs include The
Godfather, Major League, and anything with Will Farrell in it. This
Hunger Games thing could turn out pretty cool as well. My Netflix
list is screaming for attention right now. Shows I get into are Big
Bang Theory, HIMYM, Boardwalk Empire, The League, and It's Always
Sunny in Philadelphia.
Music choice...again, way too much to get into. DMB, Bruno Mars,
Tom Petty, Jimi Hendrix, Foo Fighters, and anything Country.
Food...I really like trying different foods/restaurants. I do stay
away from Middle Eastern cuisine and anything with
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My smart phone (yeah, I know), my workout clothes, my Jeep, my
iPod, beaches to vacation on, my glass half full approach to life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where do all those lost socks go after the dryer? Is my milk at
home expired? Is my breathe solid right now? What should I do this
weekend? Why am I asking myself all these questions??
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about, or chilling at home....depends on what Saturday has
to offer. I can't take many back-to-back nights out on the town
anymore...it's slowly killing me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not falling for this one...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You think Brett Favre is a total douche.
* You think Miracle Whip is way better than Mayo.
* You can laugh a lot at life...including the stupid people.
* This profile made you smile at least once.
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