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27 Schaumburg, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 12
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Here's a rare gem you don't find often enough...

Hey there!!!

Im Brendan. Im sweet, fun, and comical. If you're looking for spoilers about me, they're in the descriptions below. Honestly, you should just message me and get to know me yourself!!!

(And Im cute)
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently, Im a traveling stage lighting technician for Upstaging/WWE full time. I travel every Sunday/Wednesday for a Monday/Tuesday gig.

With this gig in particular, my weekends are free again!!! I can get back on the dating scene without being gone for months at a time. Give me a message sometime and we can get together.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A big thing about me is that I am a musician. I play guitar, bass, drum-set, keys, sax, sing, and a play bunch of other stuff I have lying around my house. While being between pretty and very good at playing all these instruments, my taste and inspiration of music lies in comedy. I'm a big fan of Tenacious D, Stephen Lynch, Flight of the Conchords, The Lonely Island, The Beards, Steel Panther, and other fun/terrible music. I am currently working on my own music right now!!! Its comedy gold, but its not for everyone...
The first things people usually notice about me
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. . . is that I'm witty. I tend to make my audience (friends, new acquaintances, family) laugh at the quick wit humor I produce. Half the time its at my own expense, half the time its against others (be warned!!!). It's always in good fun, which is why conversations can fly by and last hours!!!

No 2: My hair!!! Im very happy right now with my flowing locks. Little to no maintenance needed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Here's a generic list of things that are awesome!!!
Books: Alphabet of Manliness, Bigfoot: I Not Dead
Movies: Obnoxious Comedies, Anything Marvel and Pixar, The Princess Bride (don't judge)
Shows: South Park, Futurama, Once Upon a Time, Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, The Goldbergs, Tomorrow People,
Music: Comedy, classic rock, 80's rock / pop
Food: edible
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
. . . how good my hair looks!!! Picture Thor, or Zeus, or a "Chip-n-dales Patrick Swazey."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I typically go out on Friday nights with either shop coworkers (Dekalb), college buddies (Chicago), or buddies from the hometown (Lombard/schaumburg). My buddies and I do a range of things, such as go to bars, movies, the Arlington Racetrack, concerts, fairs, and other things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This sort of happened a few months ago, but here it is......

My buddy sort of got me hooked into comics. They're a new guilty pleasure of mine that may have gotten a bit more out of hand than I wanted it to. It started with Deadpool, but now I have a bunch of them like Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Ghost Rider, Guardians of the Galaxy, Silver Surfer, and more.

Im sure that could turn into a making/breaking point for most of ya.
You should message me if
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. . . you actually made it all the way down to this section. You did it!!!