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ImOnaCouch

30 M Rockville, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have many interests with which I tend to fly directly between rabid fascination and mild disinterest, with a few layovers at a healthy amount of enthusiasm.

I love trying new things and I am always searching for novel things. I find it exhilarating. I try to terrify myself. That is why I have gone skydiving, run with the bulls, and planning to scuba dive in a shark cage this year.

However, I balance all that terror and exhilaration out with the little things that are entirely comfortable and familiar. Sometimes, you need some things to be the same, old, and boring. I have been getting the same thing at Chipotle and Cold Stone for years. I have my favorite movies and tv shows, that I can watch over and over again. It just recharges the batteries.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am trying to find fun, interesting things to do and fun, interesting people to do it with. I am always learning.

I have a career that give me wonderful security and allows me to accomplish everything in the previous sentence.

Other than that, I have no idea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing a lot of random things about a lot of wide array of topics.

Making cookies and lemon bars.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I don't know what the first thing people usually notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I love reading and finding new books to devour so I tend not to read books multiple times. A couple that I have read multiple times are the Giver and the Hobbit . I love both of those books, they were among the first books I read and they have a special place in my heart.
I love books that make me wonder and make me think. Also, being funny is good too. Some books that do that for me are Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, World War Z, Catch-22, Kitchen Confidential, The Mote in God's Eye, Lies my Teacher Told me, A Song of Ice and Fire Series, Freakonomics, Predictably Irrational, and Confessions of an Economic Hitman .

Movies:
Caddyshack for Rodney Dangerfield's one-liners. I am a big fan of Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead. I loved 'The Fifth Element' because the main protagonist and the main antagonist never actually meet in the movie.In Bruges for the great writing and fantastic dialogue. Shawshank Redemption because it is everybody's favorite. It is an amazing movie. Also. How to Train Your Dragon, Pixar movies, zombie movies, Blazing Saddles, Contact and so many more.

TV shows:
Archer, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Community, Daily Show, Doctor Who, Firefly, Game of Thrones, The League, Sherlock, South Park, Tosh.0, The Wire.

Food:
I love me some Ethiopian Food, Pho, Indian food, Thai food, sandwiches, barbecue ..... basically everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet.
Delicious, delicious food and beer.
Passport.
Books.
New Things to discover.
Friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how my username is ImOnaCouch and yet in none of my pictures am I on a couch. Weird.

Where I am going to travel next. Food. Boardgames. Sports. Fantasy Sports. Zombies escape plan. How life should be pants optional. Salt. How the Scots are a contentious people
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something, possibly goofy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a cobra in a bottle of rice wine on my bookshelf. It was a gift. It is usually covered with a t-shirt because snakes give me the 'willies'.
You should message me if
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You want to explore the world and then eat the delicious food there or sit at home with a movie and a board game.