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Im_Chris_M

28 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm here to meet new people and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum.

I haven't dated anyone for a while and I'm just checking to see what's out there more than anything.

I have 14 piercings and 3 tats. I used to be a body piercer and had to look the part right?

I love to disc golf, bike, dance, walk around downtown Portland, happy hours, and snowboard among other things. If you like doing any of these activities then you've earned some cool points. I'm an Accountant by trade. I'm also a PT Snowboard instructor at Meadows. If only there was a way to mix the two together then I would have the perfect job. I'd like to own my own business someday. It would also be sweet to learn how to kiteboard. If you know how to kiteboard, TEACH ME PLEASE! It would be nice to have someone to share adventures with more than anything.

If you are someone who is fun and sociable then we should kick it!

(ESTP if you're into that kind of thing)
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, boarding, raging, disc golfing, socializing, road tripping, dancing. In other words, just living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being misunderstood.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It would most likely be my body piercings. Every visible piece of jewelry I have is CZ. I like to think I bring bling to a new level.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Just to name a few, fear nothing, a child called it, the lost boy, lightning, a gathering of spies, who moved my cheese, a painted house, I hope the serve beer in hell, and 50 shades of grey (Wanted to know what the hype was about. Not impressed)

I don't watch as much TV as I used too but I do like Archer, 24, True Blood, Spartacus, Game of Thrones, Black Sails, The Walking Dead, Dexter, South Park, Tosh.0, Ridiculousness, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Who's Line is it Anyways, Ancient Aliens, WWII Documentaries, Taboo, Planet Earth, How I met your mother, and probably a few others I can't think of right now.

Boondock Saints is my favorite movie of all time. The first one, not that cinematic monstrosity for a sequel. Some of my other favorite movies include Salt, The Exorcist, The Underworld series, the Terminator series, Jason Vorhees Movies, Freddy Kreugar movies, Micheal Myers movies, The Transporter series, The Fast & Furious series, Grandma's Boy, anything with Russel Brand, WW II flicks, Batman new and old, Kickass, Superbad, Year one, Taken, and many more I can't think of off the top of my head at the moment. I'll pretty much like anything that's scary, action packed, funny as hell, or some combination of the three.

I have a huge music collection. 8000+ songs. Lately I've been digging EDM. I went through various phases throughout life so I went through a phase with pretty much every genre except country. It's really not my thing but that's not to say I haven't found some songs that have tickled my fancy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
COFFEE!
My phone
My family
Music
My friends
Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-When will auto pilot cars will be available?
-What would the US be like if we adopted the Portuguese drug policy?
-When and more importantly, WHY did the hipster look ever become popular?
-How cool it would be to have my own plane and the ability to fly it?
-Why do women go to bathrooms in groups and what would happen if guys did the same?
-How cool it would be to take the next available flight with only a bag and see what kind of fun/trouble I could get into?
-Why does anyone think it's ok to wear uggs in public?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no "Typical" Friday night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually live in Hood River. It's one of the most beautiful places I've ever lived but I have better chances finding an available female in the middle of a desert which is why it's says I live in Portland. I like to think of it as a test to see if you read my profile all the way through.

Also, I don't need a dating site to get laid. If I message you it's because I'm legitimately interested in something in you besides sex.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you feel like it! Don't be shy!

Bonus points if you're between 5'7 and 5'11. Not a deal breaker. Shorter people are awesome to=)